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[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 66 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Canonically literally every Space Marine (except for the Blood Angels IIRC) should have dark skin when exposed to sunlight and then (except for the Salamanders) flash to an unnatural pallor when they step inside, because one of the mutations they get is photochromic skin to protect them from getting sunburns while still ensuring they get enough vitamin D. That sounds incredibly stupid and like I just made it up but that is the actual canon from the lore, along with Space Marines eating their enemies brains to gain their knowledge and having acid spit like the xenomorph.

Warhammer 40K is a very silly franchise and the art direction does it a disservice by not leaning into it more.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Back during the Rogue Trader and 2nd edition days was when it was absolutely obvious

Noise marines killing dudes by rocking out

Harlequins dancing around in clashing loud colors

Squats

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I miss the old design for Noise Marines, back when they had colorful Mohawks and wielded electric guitars.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Yeah, back when they were fine with everything being silly

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[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Also the Emperor is from somewhere in what is now Turkey and canonically the most common language the humans speak ("Gothic") is descended from Mandarin and is just artistically portrayed as being Latin based because "High Gothic" is supposed to scan as archaic in the way that inserting incorrect Latin into English does.

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[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago (7 children)

"improbably diverse", "improbable female authority figure".

Holy shit these nerds need to get a life.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

38,000 years in the future and 1 million fuckin worlds and these dipshits are talking about "improbably diverse" lmao

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I've seen them call GTA VI "forced diversity". Please explain how Latino characters in South Florida are forced.

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

If they go outside they'll be offended at how improbably diverse it is

One of their reviews was complaining that a NYC-set game had a majority of POC characters. NYC is 30% white IRL

[–] axont@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

It's a game series about big muscle guys fighting psychic fungus orks and there are spaceships powered by magic. But black people and women are the improbable parts

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

black and asian people exist

lmayo "Do they actually exist though"

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Crackers wouldn’t last ten seconds without minorities whether they want to admit it or not.

If they ever got their precious ethnostate, who would they have to look down on?

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[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

improbable female authority figure

female authority figure is Cadian

Cadia is (yes, Cadia still stands. fite me chaos nerds) a world where every human with a pulse and an age above 5 is handed a rifle and sent to boot camp because LITERAL HELL IS RIGHT THERE, JUST LOOK UP AT THE DAEMONS COMING TO GET YOU

Bruh.

Ultramarines are improbably diverse

Ultramar is literally Space Rome, a massive cosmopolitan space empire consisting of 500 worlds and trillions of people

capitaldcolon

I'm going to find this person and beat them with my worn-out copy of Know No Fear until they stop whining about the existence of women and black people long enough to have at least a cursory knowledge of the lore they're butchering.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah, them being angry that a Cadian woman is calling shots shows how they don't know the lore.

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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Don't fuck with us reactionary 40k fans, we don't even understand the lore of the franchise we're gatekeeping big-cool

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

GENESEEDS ARE IMPLANTED INTO A POTENTIAL CANDIDATE, IT DOES NOT CHANGE THEIR RACE, IT ONLY ADDS THE CAPACITY FOR FURTHER ENHANCEMENTS SUCH AS THE BLACK CARAPACE OR THE THING WHERE THEY CAN GAIN MEMORIES BY EATING BRAINS

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The Space Marines in Space Marine 2 are Ultramarines, hailing from Ultramar, which consists of around 500 planets. It’s highly unlikely that the population of these 500 worlds would be entirely white—in fact, it's almost impossible. Therefore, even if we stick to the lore, it makes sense that there would be Asian, and yes, Black, Ultramarines.

Furthermore, considering the Imperium of Man is in a state of total war, it's laughable to criticize the existence of women in positions of authority. You can bet they’re recruiting everyone they can, and—gasp—some of those recruits are going to be women. Some of them will naturally rise through the ranks.

You can tell these criticisms come from people who don’t actually love the lore but just engage with it to push their xenophobic agenda. It’s ironic that the Imperium of Man a Totalitarian Nightmare is too "progressive" for modern chuds.

Little Icing on top. The Emperor most likely isnt "white" at least not blonde and blue eyed since he is originally from Anatolia (yes Turky)

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Little Icing on top. The Emperor most likely isnt "white" at least not blonde and blue eyed since he is originally from Anatolia (yes Turky)

Emperor azan

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Both have a massive body and tiny head when sitting upon their chairs of choice.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like, the books and video games have tons of high ranking women in positions of power in the Ecclesiarchy, Inquisition, Astra Militarum, Adeptes Custodes, planetary governors etc.

Bunch of fake fans, probably don't even know Commissar Cain's infamous tryst with Inquisitor Amberley Vail smdh

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Amberley Vail

I'll just call the volcel-police and turn myself in.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Cain has impeccable taste on top of absurd imposter syndrome.

[–] yoink@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

i like how she's super badass, wearing all this armour on 90 percent of her body, wielding those massive guns and yet the artist still took the time to have her pose to push her boobs out, which are coincidentally the most highlighted part of her figure lmao

they just can't help themselves

eta: i just looked a the full picture - i didnt realise she was wearing a mask, meaning her boobs are the ONLY exposed part of her lmfao

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Gamers are pathetic lmao

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chuds in their infinite glory have become the very strawmen they built up leftists of being. Complete with obsessing over a game's politics rather than the gameplay, which they are supposed to care so much about.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

"We just want to play bibeo bames" said the freeze-gamergate fascists while becoming a political front boosting trump-moist

[–] Des@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

the imperium is undeniably human supremacist but has no problem putting every gender into the meat grinder equally

like, this has always been the canon these fucks just want to think it's some tradcath space future

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I fell into a rabbit hole and started watching Warhammer lore videos a few years ago and then something - I don't know exactly what, maybe tone of voice or word choices - made me fall into another rabbit hole of searching for the content creators + feminism to see if they had gone on some insane rant and so many of them had made a "very special video" on the subject.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Bruva Alfabusa was a fun time with his "If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device" series... until Games Workshop lawyered that to death. :(

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's so many things in that series I choose to believe are canon.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Ultramarine commander being deeply depressed because of the sheer plot armor and absurd win rate of his forces susie-laugh

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

top-cop has to be the wokest person in existence to these people for being black, asian, and a woman all at the same time

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It was too much for them and they settled on believing that she switches between being black and asian (semi-real)

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[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Vitiligo is woke

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[–] ultraviolet@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

anyone who is this obsessed with "woke" in video games needs to have their computer forcibly taken away and sent to a gulag and be forced to touch grass until they become normal

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

it just got too improbable, hate to see it.

[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...Y'know, I see shit like this out of Ultramarine touchers all the time; and then people wonder why I refuse to fuck with the IP.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Every time I think "hm, this could be fun," I remember what Warhammer fans can be like and immediately go back to "nah."

Too much money to play with the worst dredges of reactionary racist dorks. I'd rather enjoy my free time.

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[–] REgon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't there some lore about the emperor being different depending on who perceives him? Like something about how people will see him like how they'd imagine their perfect ruler to be?

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

That's a big thing in the Horus Heresy series. There's definitely a dude underneath it all, but he's so massively psychically powerful that he's got a permanent glamour effect that adjusts to each viewer's conceptions. The Mechanicum sees him as a scientist, the primarchs largely see him as a massive warrior, etc.

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[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Improbable female authority figure

Lmao tell me you are basement incel stereotype with zero actual people contact without telling me you are basement incel stereotype with zero actual people contact

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