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[–] superkret@feddit.org 83 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Pizza Hawaii is a Canadian invention by a Greek immigrant, who was inspired by Chinese cuisine to put a South American fruit on an Italian dish, and it's most popular in Australia. How can you not love this?

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

and it tastes good.

(although my fav pizza still is anvhovies)

[–] Deepus@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Four cheese woth anchovies and bacon is a banger!

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd trade the bacon for some spicy sausage with some nice chillies in the sauce for some kick but it sounds like my kinda fun.

Or it would if I didn't have the weird idea of going mostly vegetarian... The only addiction I can't beat is any kind of fish sauce (like nuoc-mâm, oyster sauce, etc).

[–] Deepus@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fair play, thats the beauty of pizza being able to mix and match shit.

Maybe go pescatarian instead if you cant give up the fish?

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't even like fish that much, especially when cooked. The texture gets kinda gross and the taste is at best ok.

It's just the fish sauce. Even the mere smell is kinda fascinating. Like when you put smth smelly on your fingers and can't help but sniffing them.

I've come to accept it as either a limit to my commitment or an inconsistency in my stance.

Likewise, once or twice a year I'll treat myself with some quality offals which I miss way more than steack. Last time was some heart and liver soup kinda like phò.

I think the next thing to fix on my diet is cut off cow cheese since it implies making and subsequently killing veals every year.

And someday I'll build a halfway decent pizza oven in my backyard n_n

Also calzones are harder to make but very underrated.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's a Mr World Wide of Pizza. Excellent.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 28 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Why do people dislike pineapple on pizza?

It is pretty good, especially if you add a nice hot sauce to it.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Pineapple + jalapeños + pepperoni or chicken is where it’s at

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Hot + sweet is really good.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This place in town used to make a pizza called “the umami”.

It had pineapple, candied jalapeños, bacon, parmigiana, pesto swirls, and a little mozzarella on an olive oil base.

It was sooooo delicious

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

That does sound amazing

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yesssssssss! Sweet heat is where it's at. And as a bonus, my pineapple-hating family won't steal any of it.

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Most of the time is an overly hyperbolic joke. I do not like pineapple on my pizza, I don't particularly care if others do, but it can be fun to pretend like it's a huge problem on the internet.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemy.lol 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If you like pineapple, I'm sure its great. If you don't like pineapple, its gonna ruin the whole fucking dish. You cant just scrape it off. The flavor permeates. Like olives. shudder

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But what if I like olives and pineapple.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Settle down, 3 year old.

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Olives are great tho

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Because it's not heckin traditional!

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pineapple and jalapenos is bomb. Also with black olives

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because true pizza doesn't have fruit on it or something like that

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

except tomato, of course. ... and possibly olives. ... and sometimes pineapple.

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ham and Pineapple pizza is great

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

try it under the cheese, its magical.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The more they complain the more I add cream to the carbonara.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Coconut cream? Great choice!

(Jokes but no jokes, I do this IRL)

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Doofus. I make carbonaaaaaaaara the authentic Italian way. Pretty much.

I don't use guancale because I can never find it in the store, so I mix it up with Oscar Mayer hotdogs, pepperoni, and some crispy bacon. I don't use eggs because who's got time for that shit, so I mostly use mayonnaise. Bucatini and other fancy pastas are for losers so I sub in some tater tots instead of the pasta. And Pecorino Romano is expensive so I generally use Easy Cheese spray and crushed up Cheetos. I don't add cream, but I do add ketchup which does much the same job. And peas because they give that pop of color and flavor. And obviously some hot sauce because otherwise it's a bit bland. And some pineapple for that Hawaaaiiain/Italian fusion vibe.

But basically it's an authentic carbonaaaaaaaara just like you get in Rome. Oh, I like to hit it with a good old splash of A.1. Sauce because why wouldn't you? I love A.1. Sauce.

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

For your personal safety, don't ever set foot in Rome /j

[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I put the meme's caption into an image creator just for the heck of it.

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ah yes. Everyone knows what the Italian-Americans thought about this historic atrocity. But it seems that people rarely ask what did the pineapples think about this. Now this is a new perspective!

Some NC-17 shenanigans have happened to that pineapple.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Jeez, the caption didn't mention anything about the pineapple being in a state of terror as well. ai needs to calm down a bit.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm going to have pineapple pizza tonight just to spite you all

Pineapple pepperoni and red onion for the win.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Poor Joe Pesci!

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Actually, it was a Canadian invention, and we're sorry.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I saved this image to send to a friend who likes pineapple on pizza. Just waiting until a little later in the morning to not be a jerk for sending too early.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're a good and considerate friend, personally I've never believed those nasty rumors.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

The pineapple criminal said it made him laugh. I told him I'll always be available to tell him he's wrong about pizza.

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That does not look like the style of clothing worn back then so I will call it faked, but the jist of it is still hilarious.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think there was any doubt

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

People who know.

The ending of that movie still haunts my dreams.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's almost worse than getting whacked with college (aluminum) baseball bats!

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