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It's the kind with the long spindly legs. Last I saw it was sitting on a washcloth on the side of my bathtub, probably trying to catch a peek of my butt.

Edit: photo of the spider

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[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 3 months ago

Here's a handy list of names:

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Daddy Spindly Legs Jackson Jr.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

J. Jonah Jameson

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 months ago
[–] Tofu_Lewis@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Arachnox the Butt-Peeker

[–] enkifish@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago
[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

I always just default to comrade spider for any spiders near me

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Peter Parker

[–] commiecapybara@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I named my last khajiit character in skyrim J'eph, so that

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Herald Bluetooth, or Herald for short. A suiting name with that spider hugging the shore (tub).

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago
[–] AdlachGyfiawn@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's a harvestman, not a spider.

Also, he's such a Greg.

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I hope Greg harvests all the bugs that found their way inside

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Dugson Bobnutt? Other than that, had to look it up but "Styopa" after a certain fictional Soviet policeman with long limbs (found out about due to some libshit game).

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago
[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Spidon --> spider + Poseidon

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago
[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago
[–] KrasMazov@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Little guy looks like a Greg to me

[–] NoLeftLeftWhereILive@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What a guy, looks like a Sheila to me.

We also had a bathroom spider for about a month this fall, one of the shorter legged super fast ones. Called him Reiska. I finally got him under a plastic cup about a week ago and was able to relocate him into the backyard before winter so he can eat and hibernate.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Personally, I'd go with 'Benny,' but if you want more options: https://namesery.com/spider-name-generator/

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago
[–] wheresmysurplusvalue@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Doctor Octavius

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago
[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 months ago