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[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 55 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

So a blind person can just walk through without issues?

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 37 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. I believe this is what the SCP committee would call a memetic hazard.

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

*cognitohazard unless it is contagious

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

It got reuploaded here, didn't it?

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The implication goes only in one direction. "If you can read this, you are in danger" doesn't say anything about the case where you can't read it.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Is the anomaly that giant sentient hamburger?

I bet I could take 'im. Even if he doesn't have bacon.

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Hungry Burger's got like 2k atk though, you'll need to out it with snatch steal or raigeki

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nope, that's an American Mimic. Looks like a cheeseburger but if you touch it, you are grappled and then it has advantage on attack rolls.

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago

for some reason reminded me of the Astral Spike from the game Control. Astral Spike

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 25 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 4 weeks ago

Cheekis some breekis

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Looks at the sign with a telescope from space

Haha you cant catch me anomaly

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 37 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It says if you can read the sign, you're in range. It's an anomaly, after all.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah shit, I just read the sign...

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Quick you need to share this picture with 5 more people to avoid the anomaly!

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

No wait that's shy guy oh shit oh fuck

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Area X

If you can see the lighthouse, you're screwed.

[–] EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I loved that book. What an LSD Trip of a story (the Southern reach trilogy)

[–] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The movie was even surprisingly great, despite, or possibly because of diverging from the books so much.

[–] EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

As book adaptations go, it was not terrible!

I did like the movie, though, no mistake. They did a great job

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] elvith@feddit.org 11 points 4 weeks ago

!scp@lemmy.world is leaking...

[–] skooma_king@lemm.ee 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gnawmon@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago

ah yes the lovely universe reset

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

DEADLY ANOMALIES, DANGEROUS MUTANTS, ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS. NONE OF THEM WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARD SAVING THE PLANET.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

But enough about Walmart...

[–] Crafter72@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

STALKER: New Vegas looks lit

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I would play the everlasting shit out of this

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 weeks ago

You can trust anomaly. Anomaly is frien

[–] nevemsenki@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Of course I'm in range.

I can never be out of range of it.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

I just finished Outriders, let me at that fucking anomaly

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

The anomaly is YOU.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

BOW DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn't it be cool if there were shit like this out there?

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks for warning me in advance

[–] xenoclast@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Like an angler fish; That sign draws in the curious and unaware.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Bring it no. I'm ready for some existential crisis.