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Like you need to check this site out doc. It's got all kinds of..... stuff.
And like that you just identified which account is yours if they come back for the double-check
Not if a bunch of us say that that's a wild coincidence, because we accidentally told our therapists about Hexbear today, too.
I'm telling all your therapists about Hexbear, but not my own. Ultimate op-sec.
I am Spartacus!
Funny you should say that
It's okay comrade shark fucker, I'm already on hexbear, I'm glad you found this outlet too. During our next session, let's meditate on the angular nature of our furry friend. 
"Please clarify what is the context of 
" - therapist probably
Gotta show them the old 
posts
Someone saw me scrolling here and asked me what this is so i blurted it was "some reddit thing" without much thought
Truthfully this is me trading one bad habit for another.
harm reduction social media
I still rememeber when I showed my therapist a text convo between me and a friend (well, a fight, lol) when we both use the word communist to describe the other (because we both are!) and she stops and goes "So is this communist thing a joke or?" and I go "oh.. uh... no I'm a communist lol".
i will basically bring up communism a couple sessions in to test therapists. my last one was like "but greed is human nature" so i had to get rid of her. they don't have to be like a commie agitator but I need my therapist to be a materialist otherwise we're basically speaking different languages, they may as well be a Catholic.
people who say "greed is human nature" are just telling on themselves and their own cruel way of treating the world. you were right to get rid of her
totally. i was just like, if we see the world in such fundamentally different ways you obviously can't help me lol
Yeah we sometimes run into roadblocks coming from the fact that she's a liberal but overall its not like, a problem for her that im a communist.
For example where I shared an argument with a friend that I had about Ukraine where I took the ML position I was worried that she'd side with the friend because of the position I was taking but she treated it like any other argument, and if anything said I was too overactive in trying to apologize when I didnt do anything all that wrong lol.
accidentally
don't lie to us
Okay ComradeSharkfucker, I'll be on my best behaviour.
This you?
quick everybody pretend to be a good influence
looking through my last few comments...
~oh~ ~dear~
I am a good influence!
its me your therapist, I was on the phone with all the biggest hexbears after our session and they convinced me we shouldn't ban you just yet
I told my therapist about hexbear ages ago and she just said it was good I had an outlet
guzzling cum through a dog-muzzle
Noo dont die in an ultimately doomed but romantic armed revolutionary struggle youβre so sexy aha.
I was at a friend's place one time, sitting on a couch that was up against a half-wall. I was on my phone and didn't realize my friend was behind me until he asked "what's Hexbear?" And I stammered "just a leftist shitposting site." I think I played it off, but mentally it was like I'd been caught looking at porn. I wasn't sure what I'd say if he asked any more questions. My friends are all leftists in the way a lot of younger people are: they watch Hasan and dislike chuds. But there's a difference between casually watching Hasan and coming into contact with actual Marxist-Leninist posters who write effortposts defending the legacy of Stalin/Mao/the DPRK.
Plus I'd also have to admit to listening to Chapo, which I think is much more embarrassing than watching Hasan.
Flexing by telling people you have a therapist
They're not going to like the therapy and psychology struggle sessions
Are those on our to-do list or did they already happen?
They've happened a few times. There is some disagreement but also some excellent points about how the industry exists to treat symptoms caused by capitalism without ever addressing the cause.
All that is left is for you to tell us about your therapist.
I told mine on purpose, but she's a closet lefty so we cool.
:taking-restraint:
What do the ducks mean to you?
Hide the owls!
I already developed an innovative strategy for this called blocking every single annoying person.
We have the highest respect for therapists here, that's why we're always watching/talking about our favorite guy 
Y'all be good
We have no information leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
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Were they concerned?
No idea, it was a passing comment and I'm hoping it went unnoticed lol
Hello therapist, how are you going?
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