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I'm cutting you both off. You've had enough.

Ok the gun fight comment got me! You win, good sir!

That second pic had to be in Maryland, right?

That's a whole fucking meal.

No shit? That's a whole-ass mf chicken on there?

It's probably a LED light.

Edit: OP said it contains Worchestershire sauce

Kinda looks like the bulb of a disposable eyedropper. Don't know why, though.

Tampon packaging

Worcestershire

Fortunately, the drink was pretty good.

Sort of? It’s a mini-baster with some Worcestershire in it. Waitress said enough customers don’t like it that they just use that. I, personally like it in there.

They’re not for everybody.

Yeah, looks pretty normal. A good Bloody Mary makes a decent meal all by itself.

Buy what's in the plastic bulb, do you think? Don't tell me it's a little shot of beer; that'd be an insultingly tiny amount of beer.

It honestly looks like a Wish version of what you'd typically get with these. No seasoning to be seen on any of the toppings and the Bloody Mary itself looks like it was poured out of a premix container.

I go through phases. Like someone else said, a Bloody Mary is a meal in a glass. It’s really different from most cocktails. I also like a Bloody Caesar, but my family calls it a Clam Digger.

Makes for great instagram pics

They will save your life when you’re brutally hung over

Because it tastes like a spicy V8 and not like alcohol.

What's wrong with drinking from jars?

Look, I have a big thirst at bed time.

Edit: I meant to say, "There was a phase and I missed my one chance to be cool?!"

Phase? I grew up poor AF, so it was either jars or beat-up, cast-off Tupperware cups, and I always hated the feel of putting plastic to my mouth. Now that I'm grown (definitely not grown-up, though) and actually able to afford excellent glassware, jars are just a great way to reduce and reuse. I'm all about multiuse items, and jars are one of my favorites.

Lots of things come in straight-sided jars which maximize volume stored with volume consumed. The jar comes with a sealing lid. They tend to be durable since they have to survive shipping. I can make a big cocktail or some great food to give to a friend without worrying if my container comes back. Yeah, I'm Team Jar all the way.

I’m not a fan of it either. The rims are too thick to pick up the salt, and there’s not enough diameter to get enough salt for the whole drink. Plus, the curve from the jar to the rim makes it hard to get all of the drink without getting hit in the face by the remaining ice. Just a terrible cocktail glass.

I don’t like using straws. Plus, it’s a salted rim - meant to pick up some salt when drinking the drink. Honestly, though, kind of surprised you’re the first person to point it out. I means, it’s right there in the picture!