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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 85 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow - a whole trailer full of cowbells?

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just realized my joke is backwards but I think I’m leaving it anyway…

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plus, the cowbell cures the fever.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Correct, the source of the fever was never specified, all we know is that the only prescription was more cowbell. This was a real concern for the CDC and the WHO at the time, but the fever appeared to subside on May 21, 1976, when the song “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” was released by the Blue Oyster Cult, potentially saving millions of lives.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And yet, the fever for which the only prescription is 'more cowbell' has needed to be cured in so many other recording sessions...

My god, think of how ill The Rolling Stones must have been when they recorded Honky Tonk Women!

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

It truly is the forgotten pandemic.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it's the original month python script containing the world's funniest joke

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well it's definitely not the other guy's joke. His dog has no nose.

[–] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 4 points 2 weeks ago

I keep setten em' up and they keep drivin' around em'

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Oh shit. That truck is full of ligma!

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

steve jobs hahahsh gottem

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you heard about the Gargleon situation?

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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A motorcycle the dude works on himself

[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I'm sure it's some sort of expensive hobby he's addicted to, and perpetual project motorcycle would be my first guess.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago

People are technically sexually transmitted diseases

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Idk, feels like we're doing a pretty good job of curing the planet of it's infection

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Spoiler: It's filled with catgirls.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 24 points 2 weeks ago

C'mon. In a trailer? It's definitely horsegirls.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's probably just full of unplayed Steam games.

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[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Steps to becoming a car person: Step one - like cars. Step two - pick up a drug habit because it's way cheaper than restoring cars.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I love my Prelude. I paid $2,700 for it. I could sink another $10k into it and I'd have a perfectly good Prelude worth $6,000.

One of these days when I can stand to be out 10 grand, I'll fix it up. For now, I'm just enjoying it as it is. It looks like butt, but it runs good.

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[–] Travelator@thelemmy.club 18 points 2 weeks ago

I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have this tattooed on my back

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay... Well... We'll just put you on the "do not ever fuck" list.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That is absolutely for the best

[–] Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

People always freak out over this picture but it's just a joke about motorcycles. Bumper stickers say "Yamaha" and "Look twice for motorcycles", but it seems to be partially torn so "for mo" is cut off.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

*Slaps trailer, "You can fit so much Herpes in this thing."

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

That's an amazing name for a horse.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

It's okay, it's near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out

[–] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

thanks for the warning because I considering crashing into you.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Dave? Is that you??

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Although you could argue that this puts people in a 'History Eraser Button' scenario.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Have you tried using more cowbell?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

is it stupidity?

[–] Stomata@buddyverse.one 5 points 2 weeks ago

It carries coffee addiction

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

a disease which has no cure

Thrill-seeking recklessness.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Life bro! That's Life!

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