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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 35 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Woah woah woah I'm all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 5 hours ago

Pegging is less painful

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 45 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If my girl allows me to put it in her ass it’s only fair I take it as well

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 37 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I mean there's a whole erogenous zone that dudes will neglect just because of archaic religious traditions and values

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Seriously. Straight dudes are missing TF out.

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm straight and I like it tho.

Fragile masculinity makes you miss a lot of things ig.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago

I couldn't agree with you more. I'm straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 hours ago

It's a shame that gay guys have such a monopoly on butt stuff

[–] loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Guys have you not tried pegging? Highly recommend.

[–] Allero 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Second that.

It feels very good, both physically and emotionally (after you get used to the idea you can be on the "receiving" end). And many, many girls love it! They love to experience sex in a very new way, love to feel what you normally get to feel, and you'll likely love it too!

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 hours ago

Sameee.

I was somewhat skeptical at first but it's fun. I recommend. IGN 9/10.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 41 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Can you imagine the difficulty of keeping the inside of your butthole clean for your partner? I just don’t get how some people can maintain that. Kudos to those that make the effort.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 68 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 38 points 13 hours ago

Lava vs magma

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I think it's mostly a sight thing, as long as I can't see the poop then I don't care

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Jim Jefferies has an entire routine on this, but I don't really want that in my search history.

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 hours ago

taking the community name literally, huh ...

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 25 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

not to be too stereotypically reddit butt...

a bidet makes it a lot easier 😅. it shoots a little water up in there like a mini douche every time. helps get those last little stubborn bits too if there are any.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

What the fuck is the pressure setting on your bidet???

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

It goes from "A" to "G"

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

"Death Star Superlaser"

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

No no, he’s right.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I need to invest in a butt shower. No space for a bidet, but those buttoned showeheads are perfect. Visiting Oman brought enlightenment.

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago

There are bidet attachments for standard toilets that take up almost no space at all.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

This person gets it

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

Ex was cursed to be a hairy bottom.

He did a ton a maintenance but it's a butt, sometimes there will be shit.

I had seen grosser things come out of vaginas. Sex is inherently gross (asexual bias lol)

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 12 points 12 hours ago

What did you just call me! /s

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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Weird that this is a meme, that's how relationships work (anal is optional).

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That's how people aim and like for them to work. But nobody does equal on everything. I don't expect my wife to carry as many groceries as me, or to deal with the heavy lifting or bugs. But she deals with shit I despise like booking appointments and dealing with the kid's school. Are we 50/50? I can honestly say I do more but I don't really care as long as everything is trucking along and we're happy

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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 61 points 16 hours ago (10 children)

i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 21 points 12 hours ago

Your loss because that shit is lit

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 80 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 29 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Don't inverse kink shame. Prude shame?

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

My kink is extreme aversion to variety.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

My kink is thirty disappointing seconds of plain vanilla missionary with the lights off.

[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 1 points 4 hours ago

Finally, a kink I can fulfill!

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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 38 points 16 hours ago

That's where the cum button is tho

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Agreed. I mean, to each their own, but I've been open and tried the gamut of butt stuff more than a few times with a few partners, and I've gotta say...just not a fan of either giving or receiving anal. Oral, on the other hand...

[–] Allero 2 points 8 hours ago

Oral is above everything

But anal play is really good too for those into it.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 12 hours ago

You don't perform oral on the hand, stoopid.

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[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 47 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 25 points 16 hours ago (4 children)
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