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I'll be Lysenko. Hmu if you want the good shit.
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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Oh god then who the hell am I?
Laika the dog?
Oh...oh no
I have some bad news for you comrade... you're not Laika 
TROTSKY?!?! GET THAT PICK AWAY FROM ME!
Honestly I'll be happy as long as I'm not Gorbachev
No that role is reserved for me. Unlimited liberalism on chapo dot chat!
Laika the dog?
Are you Italian or something? 
If I'm the hexbear equivalent of Korolev, you definitely don't want to be Laika lol. Maybe we'll invent re entry vehicles before we launch the ~~dog~~ owl into space this time.
No, Strelka.
I'll be Gorbachev. I'll use the site funds to throw a pizza party and then bring in the lemmy.world mods to manage everything.
You are laughing, Hexbear did a color revolution on itself for some reason and you are laughing
Can I be the site’s Brezhnev? I wanna have sexy eyebrows and make out with Erich Honecker.
Living the dream
can i be posadas
the aliens will bring us transgender liberation
Just imagine trans shark as a dolphin and it will all make sense.
Can i be that guy that nobody likes but isnt dangerous or important enough to bother having them killed so i still get to eat the fancy food at the party meetings
TheEfficientYetUnimportantBurocratGang
let a hundred corn cobs bloom
that's what dunking was supposed to be for!
maybe if we call it cobbing we can have it back
Country bears make do. 🌽
i hate that i instantly know the origin here 
brainrot
Truly bad posting, fuck corn.
America, a land of such incredibly fertile land, is governed by this god forsaken crop. Hey, we could grow nutrient dense veggies, or grains, or literally anything we want. Shit, we have so mich land we could grow corn AND STILL have a diversified agriculture. But you still want your steak, you want burger…oh wait, you could still have it, Your fucking cows could be eating so much better, you could have kobe beef for all.
But no, corn here, corn there, we can only have corn.
I will not tolerate any maize slander! Indigenous people in central America worked for thousands of years to create that incredible crop. Same goes for potatoes, I am forever grateful to the people of Peru for genetically engineering such a delicious tuber.
They called it the Three Sisters polycule composed of corn, Squash, and beanis, not 1 chick 2 cups
Corn rules. The problem is how USAians use corn for everything
Stalin PFP
Corn rules
This is what we call synthesis
But what if we ate the corn with a giant spoon 
Corn drools
it do be yummy tho
Given my being relatively older than the vast majority of people here and my only skills are reciting early theory and doing basic Marxist analysis, drinking, and street fighting, I think that means I am Marx.
Since I spend most of my time on the news megathread posting about missiles now, I guess that makes me Sergei Korolev. Hexbear space programme and ICBM design when?
Who's Trotsky and who's Krensky then?
I think we all know that Black Mold Futures was Trotsky. Now he lives peacefully in Mexico (r/trueanon posting as u/OpenCommune).
libsoc and 7DF
I call being the paper that you read in your secret speech against Carcosa
I'll be our Posadas. Nuke the site and we can all live in Beanis Bunkers
Quick! Find 
and purge them! Then find the guy from Yekaterinburg and do the same.
Wow all $10 invested in corn?
We’re all going to Budapest!
Adhering to the communist mode of production: heavy industry -> corn -> stuffed crust pizza