Shoot yourself in the foot out the gate with “I want to have fuck with you” in true 
style
(Don’t)
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gotta save that one for the right moment but it will make her laugh
Its a good line for after you've already had fuck with them
Compliment her on being in an advanced haplogroup if she is
If not, neg her about her being one of the ham sandwich people
I second this - comment on her haplogroup in ALL CAPS. Then explain how desirable your haplogroup and proportions are, but list all kinds of things that are actually self-deprecating. Go for laughs right out the gate.
What should I'd do?
Compliment some aspect of their outfit/style
Actual good advice for acting normal? No way
ask her which stat she relates to the most (if it's 
you've got a winner)
Every IRL person I've met who likes the game is a massive Joyce enjoyer. Good luck.
Find out how she interacts with Kim. 
Compare Disco Elysium Hear Me Out Cakes
It’s just a cake full of 
what should I do?
hit her with *the Expression* of course. 
Make sure every aspect of your first date is about Disco Elysium.
I'm gonna show up dressed as Harry and pretend to have amnesia. Hopefully she's dressed a Kim.