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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

what if Adolf was just committing too hard to the bit and things got out of hand

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My friend had a funny thing where he did stand-up as Hitler, but in the style of Jerry Seinfeld

Nothing antisemitic, but just weird stuff like "Vat is the deal vith mustard gas? You cannot eat it, it does not spread on mein bratwurst, vat is up with that?"

We were weird kids

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

A couple of years ago I had a Jewish coworker who whenever he made a mistake would say something like "I bet the Jews did this." He also would regularly disappear and I'd find him sitting at my desk in my office with the lights turned off watching skate videos on his phone. I hope he's doing well.

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

A drill bit?

[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago