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Lions and fire itself count as dragons, don't forget.

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago

I don't make dragons overcome, cars do

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

peppino-anime How many grains of rice have you eaten?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago
[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 23 points 1 month ago

Every single day I carry on despite knowing that Jordan is more famous and wealthy than I will ever be while being approximately 5 times as garbage.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I made vegan options and brought them for thanksgiving.

My bravery knows no bounds.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Last Christmas my family all had to try my vegan options that were specifically for me and then I was the only one without leftovers. I made my own food, my parents made their food and they ate both. My family isn't too bad all.things considered, my parents are perfectly OK demsocs that know they got the goods at the last moment they were gettable and it was mostly unions that got them there. My extended family either near dying age, my parents age (60s) or my bumpkin cousins ones a reddit gamer and the other is a Disney adult who got mad when she found out I told.my parents not to get her kids Harry potter stuff. Her oldest kid thinks I'm the coolest person ever and has green hair, a hand me down crust vest and I gave her my extra copies of lord of.the rings instead, she rules. The uncle who fathered both cousins is a guy in his late 50s who loves family guy who I hate cause he's me if I never matured past age 12. Anyway they all eat a ridiculous amount and bring nothing at all. My parents buy up.a shitload of food and I do a lot of work making it cause I'm a pro and will help them with meat foods cause they're dealing with enough anyway and I'm a literal professional. They still ate my food as well. I'm a pretty light eater and tend to spend the day before they show up drinking really heavily as I cook but they are absolute swine, I've seem some throw down 3 fully loaded plates and that's like 4 pounds of food each time. And then they still eat dessert. My parents and I just like...approach food differently, they live cooking and it's enjoyable as hell to teach them new things and they aren't afraid to go vastly far afield of white people food. These guys eat 30 pounds of potatoes and meat and then need to eat my food to tell me 'oh wow! This is actually good!' Yeah, I know, I made it. If you like it that much I'll do vegan Christmas dinner and until that isn't anathema, don't touch my fucking food.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Braver than the troops. 🫡

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Once my grandma (last grandparent left and she's cool af) dies I'm out

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is fire is a predator?

No.

But what if it was? That would be pretty fucked up, right?

[–] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

its closer to a mold or lichen really, just a hungry little guy

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

That was my favorite part of the. He gets told no, but keeps on going with it anyway lol

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I feel like that's even jungian dumbass mode wrong cause like, we've been harnessing fire for a good long time. I'm not even remotely afraid of fire. Especially if you're trying to use caveman brain fake science, they didn't live in wooden houses, fire being able to really fuck you up.on.the regular is a fairly recent thing evolutionarily speaking.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does reading theory count as dragon?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Fine, it's not a dragon...

I've done, uh, zero dragons kitty-birthday-sad

Of course, per book each...

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jordan Peterson should play Metaphor Refantazio

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Peterson is American

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i had grind rathalos for the armor

[–] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Getting my ass kicked by Fatalis counts right?

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

you have failed the west by gettng owned by the dragon, the chaos cultural marxists will win now

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is an agitated porgie considered a dragon?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I have a gas stove so you could say I've tamed fire

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I've come over many chaos feminine dragons thankyewverymuch

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I must say I am at least happy to know that this is what Dawkins has been reduced to; having discussions with pompous child-brained losers he can't win against because it's like trying to have a rhetorical debate with a fortnite gen alpha slang using fourteen year old.

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago

Three and a half. Or perhaps two thirds, it was quite foggy and you never can tell.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just noticed the Dinosaurs in the background. Dinosaurs are neither fire nor lion, but are they dragons?

[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Of course, dinosaur = big scary lizard = dragon

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I don't know, how many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Do Bad Dragons count? shy

[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, I have won battles against plenty of dragon types in Pokémon, does that count?

EDIT: Oh, and if lions and fire count as dragons, then you also have to count all the fire types I have won against and the Shinx/Luxio I fought when levelling up my Pokémon!

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He looks so old, I didn't even realize that was up-yours-woke-moralists at first. Must be that all meat diet working its wonders.

As far as the topic of this thread, I once had a roommate who loved to play Radioactive by Imagine Dragons at a very high volume.

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I was was so drunk I went to sleep over a bonfire. Does that count?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I'm a bit of a pyro, so I'm basically a Dragon Slayer.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Long time lurker first time poster

Just wondering where do you get your ideas?