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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I prefer CEO's who didn't get shot.

He's a LOSER, folks.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I prefer CEO's who ~~didn't~~ get shot.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Should have strafed, skill issue.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

I manage to avoid being shot by not being a heath insurance CEO ez peez literally zero effort git gud scrub

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Should have known that during a dodge roll you get a second of iFrames.

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago
[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Im confused about all the hagiographies saying this guy will be greatly missed, when he's gone because he wasn't missed

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Lol. Lmao. Just double jump

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

should've roll-dodged for those invincibility frames.

[–] InternetLefty@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

He panic rolled and got hit by the delayed attack

[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Most rich people aren’t rich cause they’re bright, but because of circumstance and oppurtunity, but we all know that.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Tommy Callahan

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

only an idiot gets out of bed before 10am don't know what else he was expecting really

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

true, i would have just not gotten shot. i'm doing it as i type this. he couldn't do that tho, what an idiot.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If it had been me I woulda caught the bullet but i am just built different i guess

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Mark Wahlberg, is that you?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Didn't have bullet cover

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

Probably yeah. As a very smart person myself, every time I think about getting shot I realise that it's a terrible idea, so I don't do it.

I can't comprehend what goes through the mind of dummies like him.

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

he pressed his keyboard shortcuts but he ran out of Stimpaks