badposting is a comm where you post badly
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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A shorter assassin who doesn't keep the gun and fake IDs with him after essentially escaping.
"Leave the gun... Take the McChicken."
Ngl why not just change clothes?
You'd need clothes to change into and a place without cameras to make the switch.
The sheer number of security cameras in and around New York make that difficult unless you've got a stash house with a new wardrobe hidden somewhere in advance.
That's before you account for how effectively he was tracked entirely via facial recognition.
And is a communist
Just not a return to shinto Elon stan would be honestly great rn.
This all points to UlyssesT.
Elon Musk turns a corner walking to the DOGE Office
"Itsa me,"
His brow erupts in sweat, his blood suddenly frozen as he realizes his fate
"MARIO"
His brow erupts in sweat, his blood suddenly frozen as he realizes his fate
Before him indeed stood a short, mustachio’d man, and, whilst not wearing the color, he was the very embodiment of red.
His name?
Stario
the party would last for weeks
Mario did the actual adjustment and is now in Havana, while Luigi led porky on a merry chase to ensure his brother could get away
wtfdym “more talented and successful”, Luigi is just as skilled as Mario but just doesn’t have the PR benefit from being Peach’s fiancé
He was clearly talking about Waluigi.
He also would have made the kill with a vacuum cleaner
Lesser known relative of Chuck Mangione
Even came out with his own album
Counterpoint: There is no Mario's Mansion
There is. My uncle works at Nintendo and said its gonna release on the Switch 2 in 2025
So that means theres a CEO Wario and Waluigi?
Wario is the CEO of Warioware, Inc and exploits a number of workers including children
it's a me
And also implies the existence of Waluigi Mangione, who works in private equity and kills working class people.
Waluigi is a Pinkerton
Be the Mario you want to see in this world