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Tag yourself: I'm the private landlords sharing their assets with the solarpunk community

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[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

AI-driven education

Is burning down the planet for the sake of creating AI slop somehow "solarpunk" now? Did they ask ChatGPT to create this chart, or what?

Global fund: A for-profit foundation with goal of becoming the world's biggest pool of wealth

Green businesses: businesses focused on [blah blah blah] before profits

So are you chasing profits or not? Can't even be internally consistent in your own flowchart.

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's so silly when people want for-profit usage of capital, land and labour, but then also want capitalists to act against their interest, all without any sort of measures of enforcement.

Like, do these people think that the worst sum on this planet is just going to surrender their wealth out of their own good will?

[–] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hey, quick question. Where are "Green Businesses" getting those necessary goods?

I'm sorry, perhaps I stuttered. Let me try that again. honk-enraged WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THEIR RESOURCES?!

big-honk Get back here and answer the question!

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

It doesn't even abolish landlords, what kind of weak ass shit is this. Read some fucking theory.

Put pressure on governments to minimize their power

Yeah I'm sure that will work

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

we go out and make a lot of noise together on wednesday afternoon and have the police cave our skulls in, repeat every week until we are all dead or in the super-panopticon

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Ah, well, nevertheless!

[–] TheGamingLuddite@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

This chart might be the biggest waste of 30mg Adderall in human history and that's saying a lot.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago
[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

private landlord

landlord-spotted

[–] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Less taxes" right there in the middle is giving something away methinks. This just seems like a great way to lessen the power of government and empower landlords and corporations who will pretty promise to not be mean.

[–] falgscode@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

I like the for profit global fund.

Looking forward to this replacing effective altruism as the reinvention of indulgences in a few decades.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought solarpunk was just like "let's do brutalism with more greenery", what the fuck is this shit

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Solarpunk is a 100% vibes-based "ideology" where the aim is to get to a future that looks like this

It has no other political goals.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Never trust a utopian concept art that doesn't have benches.

[–] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

solarpunk lasted like a month before it got co-opted by the kind of people who watch kurzgesagt

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, the neoliberal techbros stole solarpunk from the reactionary socialists!

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago

I thought it was just people trying to make a positive cyberpunk, while missing the entire point of cyberpunk

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where is the part for funding the solar punk army to defend against bourgeois assault against anything that challenges their system?

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

That's George Orwell 1984 tankie authoritarianism, you red fascist

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

"solarpunk is cryptofash" i scrawl on the blackboard for the 999th time. once more, with feeling!

[–] Ath3ro@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Wheres the role for CEO killers

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Solarpunk is of neo-Nazi character and is to be treated as such! khrushchev-fist

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jesus, that bottom right pane. Why is it always ecofascism.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

That is one Escherian-ass flowchart

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Posadism but instead of aliens its just about good vibes saving us

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Also, they seem to be operating under the assumption that the Capitalists will play by the rules

Remember the GameStop Stock fiasco? They literally went "No, you cannot do this" and flipped the table for everyone

It's liable they will respond and violently, I may add

[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Immediately

AI-driven education

oh fuck off

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Yeah I stopped reading right there. Even if it was 100% effective and accurate education, the resource consumption isn't worth it. What's the point in adopting sustainability practices if you're going to immediately destroy the environment with your bazinga app?

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

so large amounts of people will be unemployed, given a less than minimum wage UBI. Porky very happy.

this is so supply side brained.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Could have saved themselves alot of trouble if they just wrote "I love corporations and landlords"

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is a lot of work to do for some thing that won't work. I'd rather stick with the tried and true ultimatum of hand over your lands or be shot.

[–] Piment@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I don't want to be too mean to solarpunk people because a lot of them are at least kind of in the right direction, but going into canva and making a solarpunk flow chart might be the larpiest thing I've ever seen, what a new idea, no one has ever though of doing mutual aid and community gardens before

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't want to be too mean to solarpunk people because a lot of them are at least kind of in the right direction

The vibes are arguably in the right direction but many of the actual components of the aesthetic are vapid and reactionary.

https://missolivialouise.tumblr.com/post/94374063675/heres-a-thing-ive-had-around-in-my-head-for-a

https://www.re-des.org/es/a-solarpunk-manifesto/

Thankfully it's an aesthetic rather than a real ideology, so I don't expect political re-education to be especially difficult.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

No need to be mean to them but definitely do not respect them in any way

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

so many ways this falls apart with just 1 single selfish asshole, even if the rest of it didn't already suck

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I've never seen a useful flowchart in my life

edit: maps of rivers don't count

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

The more I read the more this looks like some scifi/fantasy version of Dengism without any thought given to how it would defend itself from capital/imperialism etc.

The CPC exists already you dorks, and it's doing way more to save the world than making silly flow charts.