Slop.

AI-driven education

Is burning down the planet for the sake of creating AI slop somehow "solarpunk" now? Did they ask ChatGPT to create this chart, or what?

Global fund: A for-profit foundation with goal of becoming the world's biggest pool of wealth

Green businesses: businesses focused on [blah blah blah] before profits

So are you chasing profits or not? Can't even be internally consistent in your own flowchart.

Hey, quick question. Where are "Green Businesses" getting those necessary goods?

I'm sorry, perhaps I stuttered. Let me try that again. WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THEIR RESOURCES?!

Get back here and answer the question!

It doesn't even abolish landlords, what kind of weak ass shit is this. Read some fucking theory.

Put pressure on governments to minimize their power

Yeah I'm sure that will work

Y'know I already thought 'solarpunks' were pie-in-the-sky aesthetes just based off their inability to plan even the first steps for their utopia-- but seeing this? Honestly I'm just starting to think it's a white cryptofash movement JUST from the "Non-solarpunk Citizens" bubble. Tell me this mfer never read a LICK of theory without telling me. The object is to reduce the amount of wretchedness of this earth; not increase it to bait more people into your aesthetic-driven ideology.

I thought solarpunk was just like "let's do brutalism with more greenery", what the fuck is this shit

This chart might be the biggest waste of 30mg Adderall in human history and that's saying a lot.

AI-driven

private landlord

"Less taxes" right there in the middle is giving something away methinks. This just seems like a great way to lessen the power of government and empower landlords and corporations who will pretty promise to not be mean.

solarpunk lasted like a month before it got co-opted by the kind of people who watch kurzgesagt

"solarpunk is cryptofash" i scrawl on the blackboard for the 999th time. once more, with feeling!

Wheres the role for CEO killers

Where is the part for funding the solar punk army to defend against bourgeois assault against anything that challenges their system?

Jesus, that bottom right pane. Why is it always ecofascism.

Solarpunk is of neo-Nazi character and is to be treated as such!

That is one Escherian-ass flowchart

Posadism but instead of aliens its just about good vibes saving us

I just want to say that I clicked over to that thread with an open mind. And then the second spot on the flowchart read "AI-driven education" and it slammed my mind shut.

edit: Okay I think the general idea here is to form landowning non profits that reinvest the money they generate into green communities, slowly taking over by expanding within the system as it already exists. That's not a new idea, that's the same old "form a commune in the Bay Area" idea that's been tried many times and always results in either a cult or your shared living arrangement being bombed by the cops (or both!).

Also, they seem to be operating under the assumption that the Capitalists will play by the rules

Remember the GameStop Stock fiasco? They literally went "No, you cannot do this" and flipped the table for everyone

It's liable they will respond and violently, I may add

Immediately

AI-driven education

oh fuck off

so large amounts of people will be unemployed, given a less than minimum wage UBI. Porky very happy.

this is so supply side brained.

Could have saved themselves alot of trouble if they just wrote "I love corporations and landlords"

I don't want to be too mean to solarpunk people because a lot of them are at least kind of in the right direction, but going into canva and making a solarpunk flow chart might be the larpiest thing I've ever seen, what a new idea, no one has ever though of doing mutual aid and community gardens before

This is a lot of work to do for some thing that won't work. I'd rather stick with the tried and true ultimatum of hand over your lands or be shot.

so many ways this falls apart with just 1 single selfish asshole, even if the rest of it didn't already suck

I've never seen a useful flowchart in my life

edit: maps of rivers don't count

The more I read the more this looks like some scifi/fantasy version of Dengism without any thought given to how it would defend itself from capital/imperialism etc.

The CPC exists already you dorks, and it's doing way more to save the world than making silly flow charts.