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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago
[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 36 points 6 days ago

Shitposts getting literal over here.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (4 children)

For girls, you just needed one cup, but for guys, you had to find a farmer so you could see what the goat se.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

That was nasty.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

What does the goat se? Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding...

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 days ago

Well if you were an old married dude, you would just need 1 jar.

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Two hands and one ring.

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I've been on fora and social media for almost 30 years and have managed to avoid ever seeing this video. AMA?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Same, it's like the original Star Wars trilogy. I still know everything that happens, somehow, despite never seeing it.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

...would you like to?

[–] dan@upvote.au 3 points 6 days ago

That's genuinely impressive

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Have you seen reaction vids? Did you enjoy those? Have you seen any other shock videos, like sounding, other weird fetish shit or beheadings or industrial accidents?

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Industrial accidents, yes. Some gruesome ISIS stuff, some cartel stuff, yes. But "weird fetish shit", no

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Weird fetish shit is much more palatable than any of the other things than you listed.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Stanley is peepeepoopoo, imo. Know what works? An actually good, functional product.

If you need a good water bottle, get an owala. I've had mine for like 4 years. Has a carry handle, push button opening that is protected by the handle so it won't randomly pop open, pour OR straw-free sip option, comes in a bunch of sizes, etc.

I'm not a shill, I swear. I'm just a random doofus who used to have a problem with dehydration. I DO NOT endorse products lightly, but owala is a fucking winner for me.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Sorry to be negative about your water bottle but I feel like all the recent colorful water bottles are all plastic fashion accessories.

https://youtu.be/2OoO1gCwPlo

I feel that bottles with paint and complicated parts won't last as long as simple unpainted bottles like nalgenes.

But hey, if you enjoy your water bottle, embrace it. As long as you're not buying dozens of them, it is a tool and you should have the best tool for your everyday life.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Hydro flask sells lightweight 40oz that I've had for going on 4 years now. I've dropped it down a hill and dinged the edge, but it's the lightest insulated bottle I've ever found, and they use a vinyl wrap instead of paint. Still scratches, etc, but the bottle is great. It weighs less full than some of the more ridiculous 40oz bottle do empty.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I watched the entire video. Guy is talking about how water bottles have become nothing more than trendy fashion. Not too much about any design flaws, other than maybe the bottles getting dented.

That said, I got mine before the trend. As an avid water-drinker who has tried many many bottles prior: it's legitimately a fantastic water bottle! It's easy as fuck to clean, multiple drinking options, has NEVER popped open in my bag and soaked all my shit, and a bunch of other shit.

I like it. Love it, actually. If more people get them, cool. If they don't, that's fine. Seems like the dude is more mad at people hopping on collecting trends. I get that. It's marketing. Sure. However, that said, it's a fantastically functional water bottle that I have recommended to anybody who expresses interest in a bottle.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 2 points 6 days ago

Makes sense, makes sense. Yeah, my only exposure to them is as a trend.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I mean the powder coated metallic ones should last a long time.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Drinking outta cups... Like a bitch."

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Not my chair, not my problem, that's what I say.

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