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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago
[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I've been on fora and social media for almost 30 years and have managed to avoid ever seeing this video. AMA?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Same, it's like the original Star Wars trilogy. I still know everything that happens, somehow, despite never seeing it.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

...would you like to?

[–] dan@upvote.au 3 points 6 days ago

That's genuinely impressive

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Have you seen reaction vids? Did you enjoy those? Have you seen any other shock videos, like sounding, other weird fetish shit or beheadings or industrial accidents?

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Industrial accidents, yes. Some gruesome ISIS stuff, some cartel stuff, yes. But "weird fetish shit", no

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Weird fetish shit is much more palatable than any of the other things than you listed.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago
[–] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fuck I love soft serve ice cream.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 14 points 1 week ago

Instance checks out. :D

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[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The next time someone says advertising doesn't work, I want you to show them this meme.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, so that's why I have no idea what this is about.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

It's a godamn status symbol, and it's a cup. A cup.

A 45-60 dollar cup.

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[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

What does Stanley have to do with cups though? They mostly make screwdrivers and wrenches right?

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s like that restaurant review company who also makes tyres

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Buzz buzz ;3

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Or that World Record Book that also makes beer.

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[–] arin@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Too soon. I didn't need this reminder

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 36 points 1 week ago

Shitposts getting literal over here.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

For girls, you just needed one cup, but for guys, you had to find a farmer so you could see what the goat se.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

That was nasty.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

What does the goat se? Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding...

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 days ago

Well if you were an old married dude, you would just need 1 jar.

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Two hands and one ring.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What’s a Stanley? I block ads

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Stanley is a brand that makes things like thermal mugs. They were quality and lasted for years, but weren't designed with looks in mind. They were favored by tradespeople because they're hard on stuff and it just works. (I knew them for thermal mugs that held coffee.)

For reasons unknown to me, influencers got a hold of Stanley mugs, with a straw and handle. They became very popular. The company now makes them in many different colors and some people decide to collect them.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Oh, that Stanley. Yea I have a bunch of their tools that I inherited from my dad.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can block ads but you can't block people in real life. Walk around and you're bound to see them.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I've literally never seen this before. It's like mugs for the 50+.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

A ugly thermo can with a straw and a handle.

[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Any idea why they become viral? Pure herd mentality/influencer promotions?

[–] vodka@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

They were pushed by some influencers and had somewhat popularity, then some influencer had their car catch fire and their Stanley cup survived, that went very very viral on TikTok.

And now I see generic Stanley like cups being sold in grocery stores. A true staple of virality

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I thought a Stanley cup was a hockey thing.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chronic trend/clout chasing reminds me of Victorian era esoteric fashion rules. Everyone wants to be part of [thing]

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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Look at this guy. Drinking out of cups

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Mr. Balloon hands. Mr. Balloons for hands.

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[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago

I miss those days of rotten.com and usenet. I want to go back.

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