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This is stupid. the new Ciri model is designed to look more like Ciara Berkley, the new VA. (hexbear.net)
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Wait a minute. Why do you know what a trans porn star looks like so well that you can recognize similarities on sight and identify the actress? Like YOU KNEW THAT! YOU KNOW HER NAME!

I never heard her name until now because of Gooners, you are the one exposing me to this info. i am learning things that i have never went to look around. You are pushing this info into my brain!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH GOONERS!! STOP TELLING ME YOUR PORN PREFERENCE. JUST CONSUME PORN QUIETLY.

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[–] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 49 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is the gamer life now, is it? Wait for game announcements, seek out female characters who look like women instead of 16yo anime girls, and have a public cry about it. There has to be more to life.

Also, woman character designed to look like a certain cis woman happens to look vaguely similar to some trans woman? I certainly can't see the correlation there, it must be the work of the trans lobby trying to make the frogs gay.

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's sad to see only "I don't have a boner all the time I am playing this wtf this is a crime against humanity" criticism instead of anything. People worried about legitimate stuff, bugs, character depth, monetization, too much bandwagoning, games being published way after release date. But now all it is reduced to "women and minorities in game wtf?"

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I suspect that’s a feature, not a bug. Not that I think Epic or EA are funding these outrage slop farms, but there’s definitely a symbiotic thing going on where the outrage slop deflects legitimate criticism of the industry and creates attention to some games that probably wouldn’t be there otherwise.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

The classic lady ghostbusters strategy

[–] WitchHazel@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 days ago

They're just mad that trans women are women and they can't tell unless the title includes a slur

[–] cresspacito@hexbear.net 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they call me a gooner just for noticing similarities to niche porn stars by facial structure alone

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of that image that was going around claiming that "The Force Awakens" was part of a conspiracy to promote interracial sex, of which it included multiple, uh, examples of such.

For anyone who remembers, it's the image that spawned the phrase "little white cuck ball"

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Celine Dijjon is a great name lmao

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

can you uh give me some of that uh dijjon obama-spike

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

What is it with gooners and using words weird? Feeemale quark is the classic, but "Denmark native" is such a weird phrasing. Just say "danish" or "dane". Imagine calling David Cameron "England native" instead of "english" or "british" (sorry to Selena Mustard for comparing her to the pigfucker).

Very happy for Celine that she landed such a big VA gig. Good for her!

[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Denmark native" allows them to do ideological racism against immigrants by categorizing them differently, I'm guessing.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

but she's white?

[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's probably their point. If she wasn't she wouldn't be called a "Denmark native" but a "Denmark non-native/immigrant" or something by them.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

oh now i get it

[–] Siobhan@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Never stopped a TERF

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago (3 children)

These are the types of people who complain that you're forcing everyone else to think about your fetish.

[–] NotLuigi@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

Them: “It’s pure projection.”

Also them: projection

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

YOU'RE FORCING MY COCK TO GET HARD AND THAT JUST MAKES IT EVEN HARDER!!

[–] Siobhan@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Naturally. You're supposed to think only of their fetish, duh!

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 2 days ago

She is actually modeled after the inventor of wokeism, Karl Marx. Notice how they have the same number of eyes, nose and ears.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"Why don't you play more multiplayer games"

Take a wild guess

[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

Racist pornbrained crackers, about 98% of the time

Literally the only reason I still bother with Valve games (TF2) is to drag crackers where I find them and style on their asses with full-strange loadouts

[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Best multiplayer games are the ones where no one uses chat or chat options are limited.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

on the other hand people ask me why, when i play multiplayer games, i always join the lgbtq+ groups for that game as a cishet white dude

its because they are the only ones that are chill i dont know what other people think they are doing in their discords but 99% of the time they are just hanging out and playing the game and not being political monsters

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought gooners were Arsenal fans

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That pornstar has a great name lmao

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

that's drag queen level of excellence, or maybe even roller derby level

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

makes me think of fancy mustard.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

Wew that lady has a billion chasers in her @s I'm horrified for her

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

It's a good game sir

She's a pretty model sir

[–] mogoh@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 days ago

All that the transphobic are proving is, that transwomen look like women.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago

G%mers are such fucking cumbrains like firstly everything doesnt need to exist for your gooning and secondly shut the fuck up about your porn preferences you fucking incel

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

Most grounded chaser.

[–] genderbitch@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

Witcher 4 slated to be the first ever game where you can play as politics*

*I am a gamer and have dementia from repeated COVID exposure

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Trans brainworms are a wonderful thing, aren’t they? brainworms flag-trans-pride

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

The woke DEI mob transed my brain worms’ gender frothingfash

[–] MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Boomers were right about video games 😭

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Boomers were right about video games

shinji-screm

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 3 days ago

Real women don't have lips or eyes or chins or facial bones! THose are all part of the WOKE AGENDA! Real women are faceless horrors that whisper to me in my sleep!

[–] AtmosphericRiversCuomo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

thank you for your contributions to our webspace. this is very helpful. I will send this to my grandson.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

they can't even hide their sexual pathology