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[–] crime@hexbear.net 54 points 2 months ago

Incels: "If women think they're too good for me, I'm going to get a sex robot and take myself off the market!"

Women: "Yeah. Okay. Good. yes-chad"

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

>Wants a "human connection"
>better do it quickly or I'm replacing you with a robot.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This immediately stood out to me too.

These losers are completely incoherent.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

tbh to me these guys are like, imagine if a manipulator was stupid as fuck

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A Bond villain but someone accidentally closed all the air vents in their secret lair

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago
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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

Critical support if the worst men on the planet permanently remove themselves from the dating game

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bit idea: Sex Bots programmed as therapy bots whose end goal is to make you no longer need sex bots.

"I wanna fuck a sex bot!"

"Let's have a talk about your inability to feel arousal for a human body that hasn't been completely objectified."

[–] fox@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Replika chatbots are already doing that

[–] NotThatKindOfFedPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't replika implacated in

CW SEWERSLIDEAt least one youth shooting themselves

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[–] blame@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Can we just like take all these people and hook them up to some gooner VR simulator and just leave them in there

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

I think that is what the robots are for yeah

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] blame@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

The good ol days

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[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

These guys don't seem to actually WANT sexbots. I never hear any sexbot fantasies that talk about, say, all the fantasy sex they could do that they'd either have a hard time finding another person who would want to do it, or stuff that's downright impossible with a human body. All they ever talk about is how they'd teach women a lesson (also implied that women wouldn't use sexbots if they were widely available and that good).

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not to out myself but I think a robot friend would be fun. Can it like play games and stuff or is it just down to business? Cause you know they are gonna use under spec Boston dynamic parts so it would be crazy good at nerf battles.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I imagine making robots designed to play specific games would be a lot easier than robots designed for sex, so you'll probably see that? In a way, batting cages are already that.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

In the way if capitlaism sucking they would likely just be a standard doll type with like an alexia in it. They already make those though. For a product to be rightfully a sex robot it would have to have enough capacity to like play chess and ping pong

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[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 months ago

They want a woman as a trophy, as a status symbol. They want a woman to control so they can look "good" to their likeminded disgusting friends.

[–] sourcery@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How dare FEMALES expect me to take a shower!

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

Please. Remove yourself from the dating pool so I don't have to encounter your sorry ass when I feel up to dating again.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The fembot would probably be a more human connection than most of these techbro losers

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Fembot yuri

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

These people realise that a dude sexbot is like.. way easier to make right? All you need is a sex machine that can convincingly talk like a human, and that's already basically possible.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hooking up a ChatGPT girlfriend with speech recognition to a flesh light can be done with duct tape and an iPhone and a flesh light

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd argue to meet sexbot criteria it needs to perform the sex action.

So the fleshlight would need to be like.. Motorised? Is that a thing?

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure I saw a tweet about China doing something like this

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[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

New in stores, the chat gpt connected hismith!

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I want a robot but I dont think I would fuck it

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Genuine curiosity and something I've asked many people who have said they want a robot. What for?

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I could give it sentience

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why would you want that and how would you expect that to happen? How would you know you've accomplished this?

[–] xj9@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

For me, it would be like having a kid. I'd raise them and we'd hang out until they develop an affinity for independence and hopefully they wouldn't hate me.

Tech wise they'd need a building sized supercomputer to update their neural net in real time as their context fills up with independent power so basically a proto starship. Nobody really knows how to create embodied sentience, but a sex bot and a dedicated TPU cluster would probably be a good starting point.

Maybe when they're grown we can make ghost guns together and discuss political philosophy idk

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[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To usher in the end of mankind of course

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I'd crowdfund a James bond villain style plan.

[–] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I feel like for that something more like a roomba that is specialized for a task and more importantly not shaped like a human is the best option there. I feel like having your labor robots be human fascimilies is kinda weird. Like Rosie the Robot from the Jetsons is basically a slave. She can make quips! I'd feel weird having a humanoid robot like that taking orders from me.

[–] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I assumed roombas were robots. I didn't mean humanoid robot exclusively. Honestly, I'd rather have a grey goo nanobot fleet that could shape change.

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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Because robots are fucking awesome

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[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Lol i think thats the Asian Elon lookalike guy

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fake. You can tell it's fake because Musk won't fuck anything that won't make him children he can name X42069247365

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aren't all of his kids from IVF? He probably unironically looks at the clans in Battletech like wow-cool-robot wow, cool space fascism with eugenicist characteristics

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 months ago

While also not realizing he'd never qualify in clan society to be added to said gene pool

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

it's always projection. these are the same people who want a 10/10 mom that they can fuck who is a good virgin christian broodmare yet incredibly good at sex, yet we have high standards for wanting men to do the bare minimum.

The bar is in hell and they cant cross it.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

"you'd better lower your standards or I will get rid of all of mine"

[–] christian@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
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