You've been wearing the same shirts for the last 15 years because you're a boring uncreative cis guy
I've been wearing the same shirts for the last 15 years because fast fashion disgusts me
We are the same
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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You've been wearing the same shirts for the last 15 years because you're a boring uncreative cis guy
I've been wearing the same shirts for the last 15 years because fast fashion disgusts me
We are the same
I’ve been wearing the same shirts for 15 years because I’m poor
please delete this picture of me
BORN TO SHIT
FORCED TO WIPE
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Been a bit since we had a thread
Banned and form a new instance: Lemmy-no-showering dot cisguys
me, a freshly unegged trans guy using this thread as study material on how to blend in
Ignore #3. It's a trap.
Congratulations! Here's some tips for fitting in with cis dudes: Tell other dudes you're definitely faster than them. Feel awkward about wether to hug, handshake or . Have very strong emotions about a mid character from a TV show, Wabuffet from Pokemon, Jerry from Seinfeld or Birdperson from Rick and Morty for example. You need to be able to badly rap at least one song and show it off whenever possible. If you're ever in a situation where you're looking for smalltalk: Vague sports comment if they suck, ask a "would you rather" question if they suck less. For other ideas of dudeness search hexbear for "dudes rock"
Seems like I’m already mostly there
You are already a man, so everything you do makes you fit in.. This is just fitting in with a specific type of man.
Great point. Although I do find humour in enhancing my character by copying weird and harmless traits that are mostly associated with men
I think I can relate. I'm a man and I like doing masculine-coded things too. It's gender-affirming or something, I don't know the term for it.
You're also going to need some polo shirts, cargo shorts, and New Balance sneakers. Make sure to slap your knees and say "yep" whenever you stand up from a sitting position.
Lol those clothing sound very American, idk if I’d blend in that well here on the other side of the Atlantic. The slapping knees is great though I’ll definitely put that to practice
Hygiene contradicts my vol cel pledge.
o7 true patriot
Playing darts at the pub is valid
I think "Truck" is the other valid personality.
Yes, thank you fellow cissy o7
It's absolutely valid. I just personally know a feck ton of boomer dudes who it's all they talk about.
you are going to have to come to my house and bring the fucking heat if you think you are gonna stop me from wearing these cargo shorts
Thank you for your service
Hey, I haven't been wearing the same shirts for the last 15 years!
I'll have you know that I got a new 4-pack of plain black shirts like 4 years ago!
like 4 years ago!
I'm sorry, but you must return your cis man ID card
Smh big trans comes for us all Guess I need one of these now
I'll have you know that I got a new 4-pack of plain black shirts like 4 years ago!
I literally have a drawer of like 6 different plain black Dickies work shirts.
I also mix in some gray ones for variety, but same.
My personality is that I like to play darts at the pub
Okay I'll unironically defend this. Darts at the pub is one of the greatest joys in life.
Am I the only one who knows a bunch of drunk old blokes, and all they talk about is darts? Maybe it's just me.
Darts is fine.
My tshirt never lasts more than 9 months
Sorry, you're not cis manly enough. You gotta stretch the wear out until there's barely any hint of colour left.
New shirts don’t last 9 months, but 15 years ago they made shirts that last forever. Who cares that there’s a bunch of food stains and tiny holes all over? Those three wolves howling at the moon still look sick
Those three wolves howling at the moon still look sick
It's just one wolf though I think. Also I might have thrown out that shirt, hadn't seen it used it in a long while
I don't need to wipe
Somebody gets their regular dose of beanis
I haven't worn the same shirt for 15 years! It's been 16 years!
I've switched to an all uniqlo all black situation to deal with my physically demanding job and I think this might be the stuff I end up wearing for 15 years it's so cozy and theoretically great for crimes
If you wipe, then you have touched a man's ass and are now gay.
pfft, I have some tshirts that are 20+ years old. I'm gonna toss em and go buy some pre-distressed limited edition streetwear crap from a SoundCloud rapper's cousin Lil Mike Mike for $70 each? no, sir.
it's called already being cool for the last 20+ years, ever heard of it?
so the neck line is stretched out all to hell? that's the look for kings like me these days.
Were guys, we keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man