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Vance needs to do something with his beard asap looks so ass

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[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 2 points 8 minutes ago

Is it just me or does vance's face look like a mattel toy

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Why Musk looking like a slabhead

[–] BabyTurtles@hexbear.net 3 points 13 minutes ago

If no one else makes that musk face into a new emoji I'm on the job soon as I'm home.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

Krang ass motherfucker.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

probably needs a colorist to darken the lighter patches and then probably somebody else with a trimmer to reshape it. lighter hair colors in a beard make it look wack and patchier than it is.

personally, I think he should go full blown jet black Bigen addiction:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUuZZMMH0gA

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

why the fuck does his face look so fucking weird what the fuck

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 15 points 4 hours ago

milkshake fire in the hole!

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 12 points 4 hours ago

He clearly knows about about the beard line, but has fucked it up, corner of the mouth is okay ear part needs to be higher.

[–] AnExcellentSteelHorse@hexbear.net 24 points 5 hours ago (5 children)
[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 15 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

"Damn you, wokists! I'm going to live forever!"

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 hours ago

Elon's face looks like it was ripped off and wrapped around Plank from Ed Edd and Eddy

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 14 points 4 hours ago

Why he smile upsidedown?

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 17 points 5 hours ago

Trump and Vance were talking about how they believe they're being haunted; apparently they took a photo and realized this creature from an upcoming conjuring movie keeps popping up in their photos.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 5 hours ago

He only grew it out to score points with the man-o-sphere. 😆 🤣

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 6 hours ago
[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 9 points 6 hours ago

S.A.D. diet Mt. Rushmore