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[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 2 points 8 hours ago

Just remember, if you have had loose stools in the previous 14 days, do not let someone put their mouth near your anus. Shigella and norovirus, the main causes of diarrhea, can live in your rectum for up to 14 days! You can end up in a situation where you and your partner pass the virus back and forth without being aware of the cause.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 11 points 16 hours ago

Whenever someone asks me to eat their ass I go in teeth first and chomping. Be precise with your language or face the fucking consequences.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 18 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

it's not necessarily that i want to lick the butthole, it's that i wanna lick the whole butt. when i'm with my gf and she's on all fours and i'm spanking her and just enjoying her booty, my brain goes ham and i can't be judged for what it makes me do (she also showers before she comes over any time so i know it's clean)

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 43 points 21 hours ago

It became normalized because it's the only ethical consumption under capitalism.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago

I remember a mcdonalds commercial like 20 years ago that joked about getting your salad tossed, it's definitely been a fun thing for a long time. I think people were afraid to admit it openly, then there was that song sometime in the last couple years with the line about eating booty like groceries that made everyone talk about it. Maybe the increase in US bidet usage has increased it's appeal as well.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It used to be called rimming

[–] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I've been unironically eating the booty like groceries for almost 15 years.

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 18 points 19 hours ago

Wait... You were all doing it IRONICALLY?

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago

It feels good to have it done to you, and really warms you up for other butt stuff. So if someone wants to do butt stuff to you, it's very courteous, and helps get you wanting it even more.

It's not difficult to get the butt and inner & outer anus very clean. And when it's clean it doesn't taste like poop. It has a distinct taste but it's not "bad" any more than the taste of pussy imo.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 9 points 17 hours ago

That sort of thing isn't my bag, baby.

american food standards are just that low

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Good post. This obsession with eating ass I’ve seen arise in the past 10 years has been confounding

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago

Disagree on confounding, have you tried it before?

I do think it's funny that it seemingly got memed into popularity though

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 15 points 20 hours ago

They were never jokes my friend

[–] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 31 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

People started eating ass to improve their gut biome.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago

Ah yes the alternative way to get a poop transplant

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 16 points 20 hours ago

I will eat many many things, but the poopoo box will stay far away from my mouth. I'll never trust it to be clean enough for that.

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 15 points 20 hours ago

I like it. A lot. It's not a joke stop laughing...

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

911 I have a VolCel EMERGENCY report IMMEDIATELY to my location

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 11 points 19 hours ago

Roger that. ARTILLERY! FIRE!!!

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 16 points 20 hours ago

There are a lot of nerve endings there and it's an easy precursor to other butt stuff

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 7 points 17 hours ago

see my username

anti-thatcher-action butt

[–] AnExcellentSteelHorse@hexbear.net 10 points 19 hours ago
[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please answer the question or contribute to the conversation instead of gawking at my post like it's a zoo animal and having a laugh at my thoughts

[–] inTheShadowOf@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago

Sounds like people in this thread have never actually tried it.

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 15 points 22 hours ago

butt luffy-exhausted

i'm not interested personally

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 6 points 16 hours ago

If you can't handle my ass when it's dirty then you don't deserve my ass when it's clean discourse in 5, 4, 3, 2, ..

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 21 hours ago

I do have friends that were very against it 10+ ago who are very into it today.

[–] glans@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 35 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

charged with resisting without violence

aka not resisting wtf is this

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 10 points 19 hours ago

Filled up on butt, no room for boot

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 23 hours ago

Florida locuta, causa finita

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I worked in manufacturing I had a coworker who definitely was not joking when he said he liked it.

It wasn't even a bit back then...

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've never put my tongue in the hole but (:butt:) exploring around the perimeter is fine if your partner has very recently washed their ass. I like how it feels and so does my partner vivian-shrug

[–] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's fine to put your tongue in the hole as well if they're washed.

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I don't even consider it eating ass if that doesn't happen, otherwise, it's just rimming

[–] ComradeOohAah@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago

I blame The Thin H Line.

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't really enjoy giving or receiving, but I will do it if my sex partner wants it. Apparently it helps some people relax their sphincter(s). I wish I enjoyed receiving as much as people sound like they do when I do it.