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the dang cheeto is just like freakin star wars and transformers mixed into one!!!!

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"Should we like, resist?"

"And fall into [demonstrable moron]'s devious trap? No!"

God damn libs suck, the levels of learned helplessness on display is actually sickening

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

they really think trump needs a reason to have pigs marching through the streets beating and arresting people lmfao.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

freakin velveeta voldemort with his dang orange spray tan

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

visible-disgust liberals suck at nicknames

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

liberals suck ~~at nicknames~~

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On a level plain, simple mounds look like hills; and the insipid flatness of our present bourgeoisie is to be measured by the altitude of its great intellects.

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Meatball Ron is peak in any dimension

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

D-do they know that Hitler isn't a fictional character? For that matter, do they know that the other two are?

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Quick! The fascists are coming to kill us! What are some things that babies watch so we know what to call them? What would a baby call them if all the baby did was watch baby things but get physically older and be confronted with a reality incomprehensible to baby-land?

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

a "swiper, no swiping!!!" would make quick work of trump

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

as demonstrated time and time again, the funny hitler nicknames are devastating for trumps popularity.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

The Mussolini ones though. They will definitely give us our first female president. hopium

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

American villains, like their heroes, are all fictional because they've never been in the position of being the victim. Hitler is the closest to holding that position but in the American mind he's an abstract concept that happened far away (even that's more out of obligation/a sense that it's the right thing to do because Hitler was evil. You lay out his ideas but replace Germany with America and chuds lap it up). Bin Laden was up there too since at least 9/11 happened on American soil, but beyond using him/terrorism as an excuse to invade/bomb half a dozen countries he hasn't stuck in the American mind as a long term boogieman. Same with Saddam, you have american media of the time making him out to be this Hitler level threat (including SouthPark making him worse than Satan) but ultimately they found him saddam-hussein and every American memory holed him (except to point out Barack HUSSEIN Obama) because they know Saddam was never a threat to them personally or the United States as a whole.

Also they don't even get the movies right, if they really thought Trump = Palpatine+Hitler+Megatron then the obvious course of action supported by both the movies themselves and real fucking history is illegal-to-say but that would violate "norms". You gotta just sigh and say "this is how democracy dies" and hope you can oppose Palitlertron legally (until he makes your existence illegal oopsie)

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At least pick a media that's somewhat original? Compare Trump to IDK, a Dragon Ball character.

Trump is Frieza. Both are real estate developers and lead an empire.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Trump is Capa Barsavi, a high ranking mafioso with a penchant for gaudy displays of wealth who demands tithes of the criminal underworld. He likes to get us involved in his scheming. It puts us in direct danger because his scheming arouses the ire of the scumbags around us.

[–] DragonballEvolution2@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

And Hillary/Biden/Kamala is Vegeta, who was just as much a genocidal SOB but we gotta support uncritically anyway.

(I recall actually seeing this comparison somewhere)

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

He's actually playing 4D chess.

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

How could they forget Putin?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

these losers are so pathetic my GAWD

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Fighting Nazis is actually exactly what they want because it gives them an excuse to fight back. So, actually, we should do nothing. Sure, they're actively killing us, but if we fight back, they'll kill us more. It's the lesser of two evils.

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Yes I read theory

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I don’t think even the good people of /c/badposting would survive this if you posted that abomination.

[–] falgscode@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

excellent point, [adjective]-[noun][smallint], but I think I can do you one better good sir