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Civ 4 was very unwoke in a lot of ways, but they got some things right.
We need to add Trump to Mount Rushmore!
Mount Rushmore is nothing but a monument to Racism and Genocide!
Yeah, it is great isn't it?
"This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history."
This would be hilarious and destroy the "sanctity" of a lib monument, I say do it.
negation of the negation 
Already destroyed the mountain may as well add to our national shame
Make it with mechanical movement so the mouth bobs open and a pre-recorded message of Trump say "the greatest country" every now and then
Has there ever been a guy with such a glow up as Drumpf? He went from being the loser butt-end of jokes in the 90's stalking Rosie O'Donnell in the tabloids to being a rockstar in the republican party and the reincarnation of christ to legions of christian zioinst fascists.
They are really jockeying for his approval good god. President for Life bill coming in a few weeks.
Fuckit dems just pass it all and declare your allegiance already let's get this band aid off.
They should do it but instead of destroying more of the mountain replace one of the heads already there lol Carve trump's face out of washington's
And alter Washington's expression to a look of terror at what's growing out the side of his face
Echoes of "Let's give Obama a preemptive Nobel"
I support this. Seeing them fuck up mt Rushmore and give up half way through is a pretty funny outcome
Lol wouldn't be the first time, originally Jefferson was gonna be on the other side of Washington but they fucked up the geological survey and ended up blasting it off with dynamite and starting over on the other side.
Nice
Remember the planet of thw apes scene with the lincoln statue? This would be even funnier
To anyone who felt like they needed confirmation that we are on the dumbest possible timeline, firstly, why? Secondly, here's your proof.
All the faces involved would bring shame to one another.
do it
Agreed
Might as well go turbo here
PRESIDENT: THE MOUNTAIN
Finish the presidents you started before you have anymore sweetie.
Or actually please don't, you fucked up a sacred site for no reason
make it a patriotic theme park where a roller coaster goes into his nose to get inside the mountain
Is that the predator face next to him, on the right?