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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Lookit that birb!

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I am a fan of boobs of all sizes.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am a straight cishet man and I like boobs. Come cancel me commie woke mob.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh no. When I said "boobs" I actually meant "dialectical materialism" it was a typo became the open source keyboard I use on my phone is outdated.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

updates are revisionism good work keeping it outdated comrade

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Sure, sure.

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

But bobs burger are the best

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What about bazoinkas please tell me that bazoinkas are still 'in"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Thank GOOODNES

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

I'm calling in backup

volcel-judge volcel-judge volcel-judge volcel-judge

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

DON'T MESS with this BIG TOROEDO-lovin WELDER who was born in MARCH

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm actually a forklift driver.

[–] Sted@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

What's your opinion on fishing?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

I'M ALLERGIC TO NOT-ASS

1000018649

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

lower boobs

front-ass

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago

people have some goddam culture in this comm

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Weren't they in like a few months ago?

Like we knew Woke was over because Sydney Sweeny was on SNL and she has big boobs which Woke people hate?

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

It's like the hokey pokey. You put your big boobs in, you take your big boobs out, you put your big boobs in, and you shake them all about.

That's the highest level of seriousness I can muster for this discussion.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah it's hard to keep up but I'm going to keep enjoying that garbage (boobies) anyway.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

The big boob fandom is dying, like if you're a real big boober.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Hell yeah, I love that cat

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I found out what kakarots wife's name meant and seeing that her father is the ox king then it dawned on me. stress

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bobs are only over when the last bob enjoyer says so and that's that

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

I know not what weapons ww3 will be fought with,

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

All boobs are beautiful (mine are small and hairy and I love them)

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

For me, it's baps