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The stranded driver

After returning to China, a Chinese writer who was traveling in the US told such a story. He was driving through Texas. In a section of the road without a service station, his car broke down and couldn't start. He called the police, and soon two police cars arrived.

The two policemen opened the hood of the malfunctioning car and tried to fix it, but the car still wouldn't start. The policemen pointed at the two police cars and said to him, "Which one do you like? You can drive one away."

The writer was even more surprised.

Finally, the writer chose a police car with less - obvious police markings and drove it to continue his journey. As for his car, the policemen would be responsible for towing it to the garage and he could pick it up when he came back.

The writer was deeply touched. In fact, for the policemen, providing convenience for drivers is part of their duty.

Being touched is a tremor in the heart, and it is a communication between hearts. A person sees what he has never seen, hears what he has never heard, and experiences what he has never experienced.

The power-out American supermarket

Suddenly, there was a power - outage in an American supermarket, and it was pitch - black. Soon, a broadcast in the supermarket said, "For the safety of customers and to avoid stampede accidents, customers can take the goods in their hands for free as compensation for the power - outage. Please exit in an orderly manner."

Upon hearing the broadcast, people left the cash - register counters in an orderly manner. After the power was restored, the supermarket manager was surprised to find that the cash - register counters were filled with amounts of money ranging from tens to hundreds of US dollars.

It turned out that after the supermarket owner issued the notice, the high - quality Americans consciously estimated the prices of the goods in their hands and silently left the money when they left.

What an honest, polite and friendly society!

Power-off for life

Once in the United States, a sparrow was entangled in several 50 - kilovolt high - voltage wires exposed by the roadside. Its shrill cries attracted the attention of passers - by.

They immediately called 110. The police informed the White House, and the president made a decision within half an hour, dispatching a special aircraft to break the national main power line in Washington, causing a temporary power outage across the country. Finally, the rescuers spent half an hour rescuing the little sparrow.

A great nation can stop for any humble life.

Differences in Parenting Methods between China and the US

For a long time, Chinese children have received indoctrination education, while American children are different. Generally speaking, in exams, Chinese children outperform American children, but when it comes to hands - on operations or research, they often fall short compared to Americans.

What is the actual situation like? The author has found that children in the US seem to grow up carefree. When they are young, they have very little homework, and after school, they mainly play. When it comes time to go to college, they don't have to squeeze through the single - plank bridge of the college entrance examination like high - school students in China. American children only need to rely on their school grades, teacher recommendations, and performance in social activities to apply for college. Whether they are admitted or not depends entirely on the university's needs for talents. Children don't need to worry about getting into college because if one university rejects them, another one may admit them. Truly, all roads lead to Rome.

After entering college, children can apply for a credit card, which is the first step in learning financial management. They need to pay bills on time. If they fail to do so, their personal credit record will be stained, and they will encounter a lot of troubles in the future. When approaching graduation, car dealers will come to the school to promote cars. After renting a car, the children start to rent an apartment and take part - time jobs. However, at this time, the children don't have a regular job yet. If they want to buy big - ticket items, they need someone to guarantee for them, so that they realize that money is not easily earned. Then, after graduation, they can find a regular job. As time goes by and their income increases, they will buy a house, a car, and further improve their lives. This system allows children to adapt to an independent social life as early as possible.

This system of cultivating children into successful individuals can be a good reference for Chinese parents in raising their children.

The elderly Chinese couple's medical treatment

…According to Li Juanzi's recollection, at that time, the chief physician in charge of the inpatient department, Albert Puig, upon hearing the patient and family members' concerns about medical expenses, complained angrily, "What on earth is the hospital's finance department doing, making the patient worry so much about the costs?"…Li Juanzi described the experiences of the two days: "From yesterday to today, we've realized that American doctors simply don't care whether you have money or can afford the treatment in the end. They are treating dad with 200% enthusiasm. Countless people, from doctors to nurses and interns, have come. No one has asked about our financial situation. Even when we told the doctors that we have no insurance and can't afford the expenses, the doctors kindly comforted us, saying not to worry about that, as it's the business of the hospital's finance department. They just focus on treating the illness. So I'm really 200% satisfied and touched by them. The medical equipment they use is the most advanced and the best. The doctors and nurses are also very warm and friendly, constantly asking if we have any questions or need any help... So far, countless examinations have been done, but no one has asked us for money…"

...Although the hospital didn't mention the money, Yu and Li Juanzi's couple still felt uneasy. Li Juanzi wrote in the family letter, "Regarding the money issue, we waited almost the whole day today, but no one came to ask us. We got impatient. Later, we took the initiative to approach them. They said they understood and told us not to worry too much. According to their regulations, if the doctor doesn't agree, the finance department has no right to stop the treatment on the grounds that the patient might not pay. It seems that in the US, doctors and the finance department operate separately. Doctors focus solely on treating patients and saving lives, while the finance department is responsible for collecting payments. Whether they can collect the money or not has no bearing on the doctors' income. That's why doctors can concentrate on treating illnesses. All hospitals in the US are non - profit, and the law absolutely prohibits refusing to admit patients due to financial problems. In the end, the hospital's losses are borne by the US government. Hehe, although mom and dad are foreigners, it's because of the kind - natured Americans that we've received such treatment."

"At four in the afternoon, the doctor in charge of our discharge came. First, he apologized for keeping us waiting. Later, he gave us a detailed surgical report, including how the operation was performed and what was actually found. We told him that we didn't have insurance. He said he knew and understood, and then complained that the US should set up a global insurance system so that everyone could get medical treatment." "We've been in the hospital for five days, and no one has asked us for our ID cards or my parents' passports. There was no deposit required, and not a single word about money was mentioned. If we hadn't kept bringing up the issue of not having insurance, they simply wouldn't have cared." Finally, Li Juanzi told her elder brother, "When we were discharged, we just walked out like that. It felt like a dream." As 2008 was drawing to a close and the traditional American Thanksgiving was approaching, it is hoped that all those who have benefited from this country can say "thank you" with sincere gratitude.

Happy homeless people in the US

...In the United States, the lives of the homeless are actually quite happy.

They don't become homeless due to bankruptcy but embrace freedom out of their own will. The American social welfare system provides them with relief funds, which are even higher than the salaries in many industries in China. Thus, they don't have to worry about food and clothing.

Although they have no fixed abode, they are content in their hearts. They sunbathe on park benches, chat with people on the streets, and live freely in the sunshine.

When Americans choose to be homeless, it's not banishment but self - liberation, a sublimation of freedom. Those who don't live in such a lifestyle can hardly understand their yearning for freedom...

The Thrifty U.S. Secretary of State

In 2013, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry visited China. Upon arriving in Beijing, Kerry was arranged to stay in the presidential suite on the top floor of the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse. However, Kerry considered this arrangement too luxurious and insisted on staying in a budget hostel in Zhongguancun, where job seekers typically stayed, costing only ten yuan per night—just one ten-thousandth of the price of the presidential suite. This simple and unpretentious style was refreshing to the Chinese people.

...The next morning during breakfast, a small incident occurred. While eating his second bun, Kerry accidentally dropped it on the floor. In a surprising turn of events, a stray dog, seemingly out of nowhere, quickly darted toward the bun, ready to snatch it and run away. But just as quickly, Mr. Kerry picked up the fallen bun and put it into his own mouth, eating it with relish. The spot where the bun had fallen happened to be near a pool of saliva, likely left by a less-than-hygienic job seeker earlier, but Mr. Kerry didn't mind at all. His attitude of cherishing food served as a "shocking lesson" to the Chinese people.

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[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a lot of these read like setups to jokes without punchlines

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This one especially feels like it was written as satire:

When Americans choose to be homeless, it's not banishment but self - liberation, a sublimation of freedom. Those who don't live in such a lifestyle can hardly understand their yearning for freedom...

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Gotta be a double agent.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

CIA getting their propaganda from r/thathappened

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That police man's name? Albert Einstein.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

that's officer einstein, show him some respect. he's the smartest policeman in history with an IQ of 87

(yesiknowIQisaracistpsuedoscienceitsajoke)

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

the first one would be believable if it ended with the guy touching the door of the police car then getting shot 15 times in the back

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If that actually happened to me I'd be terrified. Like, you want me to take your keys and get in the driver's seat of a police car? Hey, while I'm at it, do you happen to have an unloaded gun I could hold and get my fingerprints all over?

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I'll just walk across the desert thanks.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I actually was p sure it was going to end with police brutalizing the guy

And in Texas??

lmao

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only thing that sounds remotely close to reality is

After entering college, children can apply for a credit card, which is the first step in learning financial management. They need to pay bills on time. If they fail to do so, their personal credit record will be stained, and they will encounter a lot of troubles in the future.

Where the only thing that really needs to get struck is the bit about how getting a credit card teaches you about financial management

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Oh, it teaches you about financial management alright

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only believable part of any of those is John Kerry eating a bun off of a floor

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In my mind Kerry and the dog fought over the fallen bun

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They immediately called 110.

Note that 110 does not redirect to the US emergency number 911. I wonder who writes these stories...

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Writing horror stories but genericising them to say "...and then she dialed but the line was dead! 😱😱😱"

[–] TheaJo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't understand. is this satire? please be honest

[–] dustcommie@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It isn't satire, there are many other stories/beliefs that have been passed around that many believed. There is also a conspiracy that american users are lying or greatly exaggerating problems they have. I have even seen the equivalent of calling americans chinese bots(lol) to make china look better.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Yeah, the USA truthers were a real eye-opener.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

The user said it's from Chinese magazines and posted images for some of the stories, but not all of them. Not 100% sure it's legit, but there were other users saying it was.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I like to imagine there's a Chinese double-agent "working for the CIA" and being paid to write these, with their minders signing off on each story nodding thoughtfully and thinking "Yes, this will appeal to our strange Daoist enemies."

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

the schooling one has some tiny grain of truth to it imo. compared to western europe at least (don't know about USia), the chinese education system is not great (and east asia in general, taiwan, occupied korea, and japan all seem somewhat similar in this regard but i'm mostly familiar with mainland china).

huge class sizes (understandable), formulaic education style with little individual research or project-presentation, long class hours from early morning to late afternoon, extreme homework loads which means students spend most of their time between class and sleeping doing homework (finish homework/exam revising at midnight or after and are expected to get up at 5:30/6 since classes start at 7. overreliance on studing for exams since the zhongkao and esp the gaokao are like the most imporstand moments deciding your fate

not saying the education system in western europe is great but it has some definite advantages over the one that chinese teens are going through

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

This says more about the values of the Chinese writers than anything

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

She is responsible for the daily life at home, as well as the routine maintenance of the lawn, the swimming pool and the helicopter.

the helicopter

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago

These read like they were written by AI, even with the translation it still has that vague sort of AI storytelling, or maybe the CIA agent who wrote it was just a really poor writer.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

There's a lot of ridiculous shit to touch on, but I just want to point out this detail I found amusing:

While eating his second bun...

Not just "a bun", but "his second bun". It's phrased like it's a given that John Kerry would be eating at least 2 buns.

yeonmi-park In totalitarian China Land, the only breakfast is buns and you're required to eat at least 2 of them.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Everyone went to the supermarket with cash and exact change

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

One of these is largely subjective, at least 3 are implausible, but the one that is fully true is the one about

John Kerry