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The scanners at airports can certainly detect what kind of junk you have. There are tons of horror stories in trans communities. This one just seems like a hoax though.
I think it would be funny to put these stickers in front of every public restroom to scare the conservatives
I believe what you are saying but really didn't think the scanners were capable of actually seeing your genital area as if it was an Xray
Yes other poster is correct. Those "full body scanners" where you put your hands up can see the full Monty. Big backlash post 9/11 when they started rolling this stuff out. Guess we decided as a society we ultimately didn't care.
So what I don't understand is if it works as you say, which I do believe is true, then why the fuck do they jerk you around with taking this off, or that off. It's all just bullshit. It's bad enough that I have to deal with tools on the plane but you just have to fuck with me just to get on the plane
Security Theater.
In the display that TSA agents are given, the image is no longer shown and instead the system shows an outline of a body with the questionable area marked. This was added after the aforementioned outrage from travelers so that every TSA agent didn't get an x-ray view of your naked body. The scanners are the same, but the agent doesn't see it anymore.
The TSA scanners at airports really can see you completely nude.
The ones at the toilets are simple IR sensors to detect if the toilet is not occupied so it can automatically flush.
My father was a penis inspector, like his father before him. He had to work for years at a penis factory to get by, working long, hard hours. All while taking penis inspection classes at night. When he finally graduated, he said it was so satisfying to tell his boss he was quitting, and that from now on he would be inspecting his work. He went on to be the best penis inspector in our county, and oversaw Penis Inspection Day at 4 public schools and 7 private for over three decades.
The fact that they think they can automate this entire proud profession with one scanner in a public bathroom is an insulting joke. It's a single camera! How will it check the underside of the shaft for melanoma? Can it check the foreskin for proper length and cleanliness?? How does it check erection durometer? Not to mention urethral diameter. For fuck's sake.
I had a friend that took a college course in Penis Inspection. Any freshman could take that course. But you had to be a Senior for the more challenging course "The Penis and the amazing differences between the cut and uncut"
durometer
TIL
It isn't real. The number listed is for the office of Dan Patrick, Lieutenant Governor of Texas.
Seems like it is a protest against the dumb-ass anti-trans shit the people in power in this state are pulling.
The text explicitly says the program is for the lieutenant governor's office.
The question is, would the lieutenant governor of Texas' office be involved in something like this? I'm certain they want to, but would they have the authority? It's my understanding that international airports are exclusively under federal control, not state.
It is meant as rage bait to get gullible people to flood Dan Patrick's office with calls. I respect the idea, but it is still very much fake.
For now. It's easily doable with the TSA scanners. In fact, the scanners DID do this, before everyone complained and they were censored.
Shall we wait until it's implemented to complain? I don't remember the right order of operations.
I don't understand why we haven't played the Uno Reverse card on the "TRANS ARE COMING FOR OUR KIDS" Crowd
"You wanna inspect our kid's genitals to make sure they're using the right toilet? Sir, I don't think you need to be anywhere where anyone's kids are going to be."
At least in Washington they only use them for research purposes. Found this last year at SeaTac.
LOL, the TinyPenisDatabase
I prefer traditional genital inspection
Agreed. Why can't we have attendants at the door. They just reach down the front of your pants. It's simple and helps the economy adding jobs. And I'll bet they would be overwhelmed with applications. Many of the attendants would say, "Sorry we ran out of vinyl gloves so I need to shove my bare hand down your pants"
This is PERFECT! People, yes, even liberals, believe every damned thing they see on social media that reinforces their beliefs.
Can you see how this would get conservatives asking questions?! Been saying for years, liberals don't have the balls to fight dirty. I have zero problem with lying, scamming and cheating the fuck out of fascists. Gods I wish I had a color vinyl printer.
Even better the picture is of the automatic flushing part of the toilet and most likely this was placed in the restroom based on the silver background. So now people will think it has a camera rather than just a distance sensor.
Some of them even have a red light that comes on to indicate proximity... This is diabolically genius level trolling!
I could share a dick pic or two if needed to get through TSA quicker. Softies, hardies, pre/post horizontal lambada.
Opt in. Use random bathroom. Ruin the dataset.
Everyday is penis inspections day until morale improves
"Hotdog ... no hotdog ... " That's the first thing I thought when it said AI. I know it's not real, but that just makes it funny.
"Traditional genital inspections"
HA!
This has to be a joke
Idea: Lead-lined underwear with wires inside that when scanned says "Fuck you" on the front and "Eat shit" on the back
I mean. The phone number is from here https://www.ltgov.texas.gov/contact/
what’s in yer pants, esteemed citizen??
“$10 to see it, $20 to touch. Oh wait, you thought those were ding dong prices?”
Electronic Genital Verification may tickle a bit, this is normal and not a cause for alarm.
Oh damn, this should be a template for every red state.