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[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 140 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Whoa, it's wild seeing the map of "places that ban us"

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 61 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Kind of. "Places that an adult in their own home has to register with the state to see porn, so pornhub disables the state"

They try to regulate porn by mandating a user show their id to the provider, and they totally won't abuse that list of users at all they pinky swear

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I feel like that’s the real message in this map.

1: Haha, look at funny sex words!

2: Wait, why are all those states…

3: … Ohhh shit.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 88 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was like "wow no incest shit!", but then I realized most of the southern states are blocked now.

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 79 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit like half the country is missing. Fucking nanny state horseshit

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm surprised Indiana is on there, unless people are submitting their IDs. I personally get my porn fix from a nice young man on an electric scooter every Thursday.

[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not to kink-shame but, wtf Alaska?

[–] Troz@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago

They're just a more prepared California.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Honestly, Indiana has me more baffled.

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[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All those blank states. VPN profits must be up.

[–] Podunk@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Im in texas. I was getting the hub from colorado. Today Im more in a Wyoming sort of mood. Need to get the best results. Time to change servers.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wyoming and Ohio need each other.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wyoming and Ohio lead to Colorado.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️

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[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I just think that it's both sweet, and a little sad, that there are searches for "hugging", "intimate", and "cuddling".

Has someone checked in on Wyoming, North Dakota, and Ohio? They seem like they might be lonely.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh sure, now that I've left Indiana, suddenly being queer is a good thing...

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah.

I may not be wearing my glasses and I may have had some wine.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hope it's a good wine, that sounds lovely

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

It was worth the low price I paid, so yes. Thank you.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

id prefer it said queer, queen, queesy or queso over queef.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago

So you know, searching Pornhub for queso gets you videos with cheese in the title.

I needed to check. For science.

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[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Seeing hugging and cuddling makes me curious. Are there videos of people just cuddling on those kinds of platforms? That seems really wholesome unless it's awkward naked cuddles.

It also surprises me that so many of the top searches include things I feel are labeled as kinks. Aren't they things that only small demographics enjoy, if so many people enjoy it is maybe wrong to perceive it that way?

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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Man, the number of places pornhub has pulled out of (hehehe) is nuts. Georgia is the only surprise on here, since Louisiana has some government program there using to stay live.

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Wyoming really needs some emotional help

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[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 15 points 2 months ago

I see gramps from Illinois is typing his questions into the wrong search bar again.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking christ Alaska, get your shit together

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're getting it out, that's for sure

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[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 months ago

Searching Wife on pornhub feels backwards

[–] por_que_pine@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm so proud of you, Ohio.

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[–] manucode@infosec.pub 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

New Hampshire ♥️ New Mexico

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The contrast between Wyoming and Colorado made me burst out laughing:

[–] bmsok@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Yep. That's Michigan in February for ya.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Softcore? I’m embarrassed for my state

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 11 points 2 months ago (5 children)

At least you’re not in Vermont, searching for “pee”

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Queef might take the cake for me

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[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

These maps are no longer useful with so many millions vpn into other states. Pornhub maps list their charm. Rip pornhub maps 2025.

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