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[–] KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Those are home schooled idiots. They can point out where god lives and find their way to the Walmart... but that's about the extent of their educations. Interestingly - the dumbing of America started under Reagan, picked up speed under Bush 1, kicked into overdrive under Bush 2, and if you haven't seen what Devos did to the DoE while "running it" - well... you'd be shocked when you discovered 50% of American high school graduates can't read, write, critically think, or do simple math.

Yep! You guessed it! They've gone on to become the morons in the red hats. Almost like the republicans were counting on them being there.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Tag yourself! I'm BIG YALE.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 66 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Well, people definitely notice the sign.

Kind of like what I used to do on reddit. If no one is answering someone else's post for over an hour that I also would like to have the answer to, I'll post the wrong answer to the question in a believable way and someone will instantly correct me.

Boom. Question answered.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 3 days ago

From my recent garage sale:

A sign beside a road that reads “Garage Salad” and features an arrow pointing left

[–] jumperalex@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

YOU'RE WRONG THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

wait?

heh heh

Good try buddy. I'm not falling for that old trick.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, actually... If you look at this venn diagram you will clearly see just how wrong you are.

[–] jumperalex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

HA HA YOU FOOL!!! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! I knew the cheese was on the Nachos the whole time!

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I spent the last few years building up an immunity to nachos and bacon powder.

Cunningham's Law

Correlary: use a female-sounding username with a cutesy icon (e.g. flowers, butterflies, etc) and you're more likely to get the help you need.

[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

You should see the condom ads in my neighborhood. Little ones happily throwing litter on the ground without any parent in sight.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Its like they went to the same school!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aww, look at the little hortlets.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Random Red Shirt:

Sir! We're detecting... they... they read like Hitler particle emissions but... something's off...

Kirk:

Hortler.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

This is next level marketing. I need a new yarb and I wouldn't know about the yarb sale if it wasn't for the typo which isn't even a real typo but just a small letter around big ones once you think about it. You're part of their guerrilla marketing strategy

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Psychology. The sign gets extra attention and also makes one think the people holding the sale might be stupid and not know the value of the items they're selling.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My thoughts exactly. Like the intentional typos in the titles of reddit posts.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 days ago
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago
[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 10 points 2 days ago

My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.

[–] pero@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago

Yarb sale in the big yale

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

The first one is clearly in Boston.

[–] mememuseum@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Those are mimics

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Are they AI generated or something?

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

YARE YARE DAZE (sale)

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Those people were home schooled

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look, we all can't get into Yal6, okay.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Getting into Yale is easy! It's yust getting out that's hard.

shamelessly stolen


[–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

A jorb well done

[–] Tiptopit@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago

Probably not those people

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago

Yale Sale

Alright! Deals on an Ivy League education!

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"yard sard" kind of appeals to me tbh. I'd like to know what goes on at a yard sard, it intrigues me

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Obedience and conformity.

Same as always.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Looks like people who talk with a deep drawl.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Homeschooling?