I want to eat the ice cream bananas
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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I’ve gone down the rabbit hole. Depending on culinary, scientific, or horticulture, nobody agrees on what things are classified as.
Exactly? Sorry, nerds ruined this one.
You know what a fruit and a vegetable are. It has nothing to do where the seeds are. Botanists don't get to change the English language.
Like everything else in English, you'll figure it out from context.
Vegetables don't exist botanically and fruit has a very different meaning in a botanical context when compared to the culinary definition
Intelligence is knowing tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
We're not talking about whether something is a fruit or a vegetable lmao
This is about what kind of fruit something is, e.g. a berry vs a drupe
nah they wouldnt accept it quite so easily. their pride would make then devolve into berry cultists, never accepting the truth.
Blueberry just chilling there in the corner the whole time, secure in their berry-ness
Are we just gonna forget about avocado too?
And eggplant
Are all eggplants?
want some can'tberry juice now
They are fast-growing plants, with a growth rate of up to 1.6 metres (5.2 ft) per day.[5]
holy shit
So I’ve searched and searched and my wife and I watched a lot of YouTube timelapses and we couldn’t find one that grew that fast. Not saying it isn’t the max, but it’s probably very abnormal
I feel like they'd feel pretty warm to the touch if they are growing that fast.
Well, they do feel warm to the touch, but bananas only grow in warm and humid climates, so everything feels that way.
I kinda feel like heat would be wasted energy that could be used to ｇｒｏｗ
I feel like bananas would be cold as hell if they were growing that fast.
Absorbing heat from hapless critters that happen to brush a banana leaf to g r o w
Fun fact! The farmers rely on this effect to supply supplemental meat in the growing season.
i chopped down a banana tree once, definitely not wood, was like cutting a large celery
I'm going to need a banana for scale.
Since when is an onion a herb?
What they mean is herbaceous, aka leafy and not woody
No, they are nasty mush wax that should only be used for smells. Ugh, I hate touching them so much. The last time I bit one, I couldn't even chew it. Had to spit it right in the trash.
Not sure if trolling or not, but googling around and it sounds like Sensory Processing Disorders can cause this level of passionate hatred towards bananas...
Oh, definitely not trolling. I don't have many other things I have problems with, it's mostly bananas. And mushrooms. And one time I hit a lump in my mashed potatoes and threw up all over the table at a restaurant.
Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank you!! 😂