this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2025
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[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And suddenly the last two months make (some) sense

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I would eat this whole thing if it would undo the Trump presidency.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Taking one for the team. Much appreciated ! If it had those powers you'd receive much help & support. Hell, I even think people will fight you for it!

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I would eat this whole thing if it would undo feeling like absolute garbage when I'm done.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

it would me more American if it had sliced dill pickles instead of olives

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] FeloniousPunk 4 points 3 weeks ago

Gross. Those hotdogs need to be grilled first.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

You and your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

American ~~delicacy~~

travesty

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 3 points 3 weeks ago

The random use of Italian words

Behold, my new Savona Patty. Then, have some Bellissimo Salad. Would you like some Grazie topping, perhaps a Fortuna sauce?

[–] Gigameister@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bro this made me sick from just looking at it..

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 2 points 3 weeks ago

Don't touch Bologna

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dont worry babe, you're mistaken: i slaughtered the first one and this was the one from the fridge we were planning to save for later.
...We're not anymore, btw.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is what the over weight nuclear launch operator has to wipe off his mouth while fumbling with his cheese whiz slathered fingers for the unlock keys ... then dies of a massive heart attack before being able to launch the first strike.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I just can't, I had hot dog balogna cake for breakfast lunch and dinner every day this year

Enough's enough

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the height of the American palate. JFC they cook with cheetos, processed “cheese” and sprite FFS.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Incorrect. This is just memes.

Also, processed cheese is simply cheese with emulsifiers added to it.

Unless you're talking specifically about Kraft "cheese product" singles.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago

I know it’s just memes. Am I not allowed to poke fun on a meme shitposting c/?