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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Same little guy. Same. Not the eating cockroaches tho, thanks but thats gross.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What Kind of animal is this?

[–] alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Karl@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] needanke@feddit.org 12 points 6 days ago

Yeah, Roaches

[–] Akuji@leminal.space 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nope!
Ackshually, it stings, its forcipules aren't a part of its mouth 🤓
But when it comes to humans, it's in reaction to a threat (someone mentioned being stung by one that hid inside their slippers: put yourself in the numerous shoes of a centipede, cornered by a giant fleshy thing invading the cozy place you just found...)
It would rather flee otherwise.

[–] Karl@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

put yourself in the numerous shoes of a centipede

that was funny

[–] pleasegoaway@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The centipedes at my mom’s house def bite, it’s very painful. Sometimes you need to go to the hospital.

Basically never walk around my mom’s house barefoot.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Have you considered cleaning out the house and closing all the gaps?

I know a lot of these insect threads tend to disagree, but sealing a house and only letting in air through very fine meshes is 100% possible.

Every time I bring this up people start taking like spiders and bugs can phase through solid walls of wood and caulk.

While I have no understanding for that, I do however understand that poverty or mental or physical health issues can make it difficult to get your home to not be a gappy mess. Especially as renters have no authority to do that.

My reluctance isn't that this isn't doable, but the amount of effort it would take to inspect every external surface for small gaps. Cracks, for reasons of personal head cannon, seem much easier to identify. Both the attic and crawl space require a fair amount of persistence in tight, dark spaces with not the best of footing and air quality conditions that are tolerable in limit situations without mitigating equipment.

The roof is also another tricky spot. Definitely worth it for critter sized openings, but I'm not sure I can pull it off for bug sized.

With that said, I think most people will get a lot of bang for the time if they inspect doors, windows and search for cracks on the sidewalk along the foundation.

[–] Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

It is harmless to people

[–] 2910000@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They should care! It could be a source of selection pressure

[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

yeah would be willing to believe people are more tolerant of e.g. jumping spiders than other kinds

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

I like web spiders better. They stay in their spot, I stay out of their spot.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

My basement spiders get them. I love my basement spiders.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

I'M PARANOID ABOUT THE PEOPLE I MEET

[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Instead of fumigation, can you breed them, release them in a house to kill all the cockroaches, then lure them back into their mobile home with food?

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 202 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Maybe if they could wear a suit and say thank you once in a while.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously, they have the arms but they don't have the cards.

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 153 points 1 week ago
[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 95 points 1 week ago (2 children)

These little dudes can move 1.3 feet per second which is absolutely insane

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Gonna take a long time to move all their feet

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[–] lena@gregtech.eu 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Conversion from freedom units 🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅 to metric 🌍🌏 please

[–] philthi@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

396mm/s.

Which is like 396/1000 of a meter!

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 61 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I don't have a phobia of bugs, but centipedes really do make my skin crawl.

[–] tacobellhop@midwest.social 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think this is deep in the dna of all mammals from like 100 million years ago

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 week ago

I have a strong dislike of centipedes as well. One time years ago I had a terrible dream that a large centipede (one of those big jungle ones) was crawling all over my body. As it raced down my arm I slapped at it, with a jolt of pain my arm went instantly numb as it bit me.

I startled myself awake to realize I was laying on my arm and it had gone completely asleep and was numb. Still one of the scariest dreams I've ever had haha.

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I used to live in an apartment they sometimes showed up in and if I went to take a shower and one of them was in the tub, I would leave. The bathroom was occupied.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

How about knocking first? Rude.

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I said this the last time this was posted and I'm saying it again

"THEN MAYBE DON'T MOVE SO FUCKING FAST IT ACTIVATES MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE!!!"

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 16 points 1 week ago

one of these creepy bastards got inside of my soap dispenser brush thing for doing the dishes. just threw the entire brush away D=

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[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In a related story: I met with my new housecleaning service a few days ago and told them I had one very special request: DO NOT DISTURB THE SPIDERS IN OUR BEDROOM!! They are my mosquito-munching pets; just mop the floor under them.

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[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I miss r/WhatsThisBug

:(

Also, being able to post images, etc. (guess I am starting to be able to on instances I have joined (just got here in recent weeks))

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata

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[–] Limitless_screaming@kbin.earth 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I honestly wouldn't care if it stayed at one or two of them, but I know if I leave these things and treat them as pets I will get an infestation in no time.

And with each new one the chances of me feeling one of them walk on my arm increases, and I am not letting that happen.

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[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That bug has a voice when I read it in my head, and it is creepy as hell

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

They are fascinating little creatures. They have a bunch of stripes on them, even across their legs. They eat dangerous house pests. They are venomous, but their "bites" are less irritating than a mosquito bite. They also don't technically bite, they envenomate using two modified legs.

Step 1: Obtain Cat

Step 2: Show the cat your roach infestation

Step 3: ???

Step 4: ~~Profit?~~ MEOW?

(Good for getting rid of mice, doesn't do much against roaches... 🤷‍♂️ At least the cat is warm to hold when I'm sad)

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I will catch and release spiders outside but centipedes all get the boot. They are just too fast

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