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YTD on S&P 500 is -7%

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[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  1. Stockmarket's are totally decoupled from the health of the real economy. The real economy is already toast.

  2. Only small porkies and workers will potentially lose from this.

  3. Hedgefunds win if line goes up and when it goes down.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

I should have been born a hedge fund

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me riding the stonk market

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

Me after someone taps on my shoulder and says "goose"

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

AHAHAH.

I'm proud I buy only Chinese stocks, they've never failed me yet 🇨🇳

[–] leftAF@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Last night I dumped everything I had into short ETFs. Why is any of this legal?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

I wish I had known there were short ETFs

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

These numbers are weak tbh. I would expect -15% minimum if the market actually thought these tariffs were real and would last.

The Dow isn't even cracking the top 20 single day percentage drops. sad-boi

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

How many times can our big wet president call takesy-backsies on tariffs before some disgruntled billionaire sends a paramilitary squad to Mar-a-Lago? Nothing surprises me anymore but I feel like this is not sustainable long-term lol

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

stocks are crashing bigly

[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Rookie numbers. Throw another digit on there at least.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Buy the dip

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago
[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Last week someone mentioned there has been a trend Fridays being big sell days due to unpredictable news that trump may drop over the weekend. Maybe that's migrating to Thursday