this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's be honest, 90% of masculine hobbies are a thin veneer of bigotry over the gayest shit you've seen

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

they were just openly gay because the idea of "gayness" as we know it did not exist for them

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's almost like masculine standards as a whole are cultural...

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

oh, yeah, absolutely. you can just move into modern asian media and see the standard for masculinity shift. a korean male lead meant to be the romantic interest will be in a pink suit and clearly be wearing makeup. toned body but otherwise soft-looking features we'd see incels here claiming were clearly feminine. its a stark contrast to what we see as masculine in the west. or in a historical chinese drama you might see a man who is meant to be heroic in pastel, flower print hanfu with a really fancy pin in his hair in the shape of a butterfly or something.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago

It's literally just rucking, capitalist innovation my ass

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

0/10 not shaped like a turtle shell

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like we got ourselves a business plan right here

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anyone can do it, but once you learn the technique for working a strap-on, you'll build so much core strength it's insane. Highly recommended.

[–] orangeyouglad 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Okay but what's more important how big it is, or how you use it?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For me it's all about reps

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

The motion in the ocean is more important than the size of the boat!

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

You can create a coefficient of angular momentum with the rate of incident. So something like (v•Hz)+X•Y² so long as your keep or above 1.5 you are good for most cases. When you really want to put in work getting up to about 2.3 is well tolerated. Any more and you are gonna lose your displacement over time. The main use for X¹ or shaft is ensure compliance with the minimum approach angle.

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

Strap-on Jim now leads the pack for my future hexbear handle

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you want to get a massive pump without going to the gym? Do you get too hot working out in a confined space? Then this strap-on is for you. If you want to see a success story google "hot guy gets pumped by strap on" to learn more.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 weeks ago

I'm just happy about the people who google for a 'strap-on' after this...

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I got pretty jacked in high school and college doing this by accident. I have a fear of forgetting something important whenever I go from one place to another, so I bought a high quality hiking backpack and hauled my entire work and school life with me everywhere I went. Including all the textbooks!

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Literally me but with a bike

My back hurts

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Same, minus the textbooks

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

just a wholesome dad getting ABSOLUTELY SHREDDED for his sons.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Getting slammed by a strap-on for the fam, true American patriots to the frontamerikkka-clap

[–] a_party_german@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

How does it work, does it give you electric shocks every time it detects a burger in front of your belly?

I would probably try that out for a wh....-oweee!

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

There is a LOT to unpack here (several puns intended)

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Remember when people where sharing strap stories on tikTok about how they didn't expect it to be as physically tiring as it was?

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nobody cares about the dudes' toil 😔

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I definitely missed "gym" the first time I read the headline

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

so that's where they keep all the fetuses