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I use various websites such as ebay, duckduckgo, and myanimelist. I know you probably think internet users are bad but I swear I'm one of the good ones. I currently make around $0k per year on my internet activities so it's more like a service I'm providing all of you.

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[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you ask your parents permission before logging on?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

I asked a random adult and I think that also counts

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

who is your daddy and what does he do

[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My dad has taken a hand to carving a canoe in the garage. It's pretty cool

[–] miz@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

[this deleted joke was funnier in my head]

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hi,

Civility from Hexbear.net here, thanks for your time.

I have three questions:

  1. How did you get your start as an internet user?

  2. What's the most internet you've ever used in one day?

  3. What advice would you give all the aspiring young internet users on hexbear.net?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

you're so polite, it's really an inspiration to the rest of us about the value of... you

if only landlords and tenants could be nice to each other like this

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
  1. I just believed in myself and never gave up

  2. I think about 14 grams

  3. Don't use the Internet for hentai. It's bad.

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Inspiring!

@axont@hexbear.net thanks again.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Who is this handsome lil fella

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you know how some people take the air out of the room? this lil fella puts air into the room

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Just like me, except with farts

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A friend to all and champion of the weak

[–] lib1@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

So a cult leader

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You have betrayed my trust

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

it was either that or a rickroll, and i went with the better option.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

What are the good websites I may not know of?

I use, like, three.

I hear there’s more

[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I quite enjoy one called hexbear

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Is that some kind of gay polycule thing?

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

That’s so gay lmao

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Sounds gay as fuck

[–] buh@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

are you planning on putting a tariff on these sites you have a trade imbalance with?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

I'm gonna go to their houses and do a real life ddos

[–] lib1@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I hear Internet users worship Satan. Is this true?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

No no we worship satin

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I'm also curious about this. I heard some of them worship the Great Satan even.

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I have heard about harmful beings called graymers living on the internet who are called chugs for chugging venomous green liquid that enhances. I have heard that they will hurt anyone awake on the internet by circling and spitting face melting icky liquid on them. How could you protect yourself from these beings? Please stay safe

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what's the least website you use?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

there's apparently a website that summons a bird to shit on your head, so I don't use that one

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm actually a bit of an internet using hobbyist myself. How do you deal with all the people who actually don't thank/recognise us for the services we provide to the community, and instead say mean things?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

no one has ever said anything mean about me

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I exude a pleasant aroma

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can't just make these bold claims without providing proof. We're really supposed to believe you're an internet user on your word alone?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i'm friends with Myspace Tom