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Hey yo, hey yo
Blacks are the real racists
Call them the N-word and you get met with a fist
Unless you’re black, where’s the equality, bro?
You’re more hypocritical than your momma’s a ho
And your daughter, I fucked both of ‘em last night
At least one of ‘em had a pussy that was tight
Now your whole crew’s after me, just because I’m white
So who’s the racist, can’t be me, right?
Thanks for preserving what will surely go down as one of the rap lyrics of all time
no the real verse is just fantasizing about having sex with some conservative anchor
https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/appers/comments/83j49o/new_conservative_rap_idea
@impudentmortal@lemmy.world @ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
Oh yikes. The real lyrics are way worse than the commented lyrics. It's more like fanfiction than lyrics since the flow is so bad
It is without a doubt the most recent rap lyrics I've ever encountered.
I didn’t preserve anything, I made it up myself. But I’m glad that you like it.
Yeah I saw the comment that had the deleted lyrics. Your silly made up one is much better
Him not being able to say the N-word without being called racist is the real racism, because the right have redefined racism to be "prejudice+ill intent", so vaguely gesturing towards "crime statistics" and saying he just wants to avoid crime is just "bad experiences".
because the right have redefined racism to be "prejudice+ill intent",
They claim to define it that way, and then immediate after accuses everybody else of racism just arguing in good faith when you're pointing out THEIR malice against minorities. "You weren't supposed to notice my victim's ethnicity is different, that means you see race and thus YOU'RE racist" is the logic you can expect.
How rap went from black music to appropriation by white guys full circle to racists. How did I end up in this timeline
The Reddit post (content is removed)
The full post text, according to a different Reddit post
Any feedback would be great. I'm just getting started as a conservative rapper.
Hey yo, hey yo Blacks be the real racists
These democrat bitches need a fucking face lift
Everyone knows conservatives, we got the harem
Maybe you heard of our girl, I'm talking Tomi Lahren
Going to town on her pussy with this big ass dick
Her ass bouncing up and down while I'm playing wit dem tits
Take it out and push her head down
Shes sucking on my log, really going to town
Shooting one off like American Sniper
Cum rolling down her chin shes hissing like a viper
Shes begging for more, she wants round two
I gotta hop in my F150 tho I gots work to do
The Proud Boys are under attack
Some libbie scum, some gays and some blacks
They hate us for our freedom and wanna smash our speech
But we stand up for ourselves online and in the streets
Pop a clip in the AR, it's bout to get poppin
Leave Tomi in the bed, her pussy a throbbin
Yo dis is the real shit Patriotism aint to be fucked with All you liberals
This is the first verse. I would appreciate any feedback
Peace
Can't even tell if serious or what.
Satire is indeed dead
You know what, I don't think Tomi Lahren is going to appreciate this poetry, regardless of how much of a ghoul she is.
'Conservative rapper'
the lyrics
'appers' being 'rappers' without the hard r
'appers' being 'rappers' without the hard r
Pretty sure it's because it's a subreddit, so it's written as r/appers.
Garbage content regardless, though.
Well shit, I'm dumb.
If it makes you feel any better, I made the "without the hard R" joke to myself when I initially saw the sub name, haha
Kanye is this you?
Try "Put Your hands in the air, like You just don't care". That'll be on an appropriate level.
*hand
That image is very funny. I have, therefore, left an upvote on your post. Thank you for sharing this.
This guy isn't a guest, he's a burglar