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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 96 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
  1. Denazification of russia

Russia did that itself back in 1944 and you fuckers have been trying to re-Nazify it ever since

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 75 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 88 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Alternative Peace Plan:

  • Turn all Russian soil into cheese
  • Make Putin lactose intolerant
  • Put together a team of highly-trained and very hungry mouse girls

I want to train the mouse girls to eat cheese (not weird)

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 28 points 6 days ago

Make it claymation and you have Wallace and grommet

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago

I think they still have the comically large spoon for the mouse girls to eat Russia with if they capture it.

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 83 points 6 days ago (1 children)
  1. Territories: Kuban, Belgorod and Kursk become Ukrainian-speaking regions

Even in their "Russians are the aggressors, Ukraine is just an innocent smol bean" wish-list screed they just have to blurt out their ambitions of ethnic cleansing

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago

Turns out the claims of "Russia is committing genocide" were projection all along (but anyone paying attention to Ukraine shelling Donbas before the war already knew that)

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 82 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't siege Leningrad, take it immediately

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 58 points 6 days ago

Still remember seeing that for the first time

HoI4 brain is certainly a thing

[–] xj9@hexbear.net 76 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If I was losing a war against Russia, I would simply be winning.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago

Don't siege Leningrad, just take it

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 80 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why does everyone want Putin in chains but let bush and Cheney run free in their own country?

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 60 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] 2812481591@hexbear.net 50 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] RobertAnderson2@hexbear.net 60 points 6 days ago

They mean that the people that Bush and Cheney killed were not white unlike Putler who killed blue eyed europeans

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 77 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You worthless libs couldn't even arrest Trump last year so I'm sure you got this

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 67 points 6 days ago

maybe-later-kiddo I am perfectly willing to try and start World War 3 over a country that wants to be an Eastern European Israel

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 44 points 6 days ago

We're going to impeach him for the 10th time this year sweetie.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 6 days ago

Libs hate pointing out how little they did to prevent the 2nd trump term

[–] newacctidk@hexbear.net 64 points 6 days ago

Literal call for genocide in there with the "become Ukrainian speaking regions" holy shit these people are fucking animals

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 51 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Just arrest Putin. I don’t get why this isn’t done.

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 42 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wait. Did anyone even call 911?

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 36 points 6 days ago

Classic bystander effect.

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 5 days ago

I think Bin Laden did

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago

The cops have all gone soft and woke.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 41 points 6 days ago

denazification of russia, brought to you by azov battalion and gunther fehlinger

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My alternative peace plan is stop using the dumbest fucking AI images. This is not worth killing a tree for

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 37 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I mean imagine having to use your own brain to picture something as odd and unimaginable as Putin in a prison suit

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago

At least give him a Bane mask

Stick figures are both more creative and funnier than AI photos

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

This has tagline potential

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I sometimes wish I lived in the world these libs live in. Where the bad guys are all obviously identifiable and easily stopped, and our helpful media tells us what to think and never has ulterior motives, where simply demanding something hard enough makes it magically come true.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago

Where the bad guys are all obviously identifiable

We've got that one, at least. porky-happy

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 43 points 6 days ago

Dude is softballing should be asking for a unicorn.

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 28 points 6 days ago

" dont siege leningrad - take it immidiatly "

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Giving a regional industrial power a massive reparations bill as a symbolic dick waving exercise has historically gone really well for international stability.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

it was fine when germany did it to france though. IIRC the french just ended up paying it.

also, germany was in the process of getting away with not paying most of the reparations that were in the versailles treaty.

so no, reparations being high was not the reason for germany going full nazi.

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

It was just one excuse among many fascists always invent to feel oppressed, they have to invent them because there's nothing there but their own boot

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah? You and what army is gonna make that happen?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I was thinking we just send the cops to the Kremlin with a warrant

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

too complicated. you don't need to take any specific action. you just need to have arrested him one day

[–] huf@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

you dont even need to do that. the real war is happening in the hearts and minds of liberals, so all you have to do is say what you want repeatedly. there is no material reality here.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 days ago

Holding a fork close to my face while looking at Putin so it looks like he's behind bars.

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Hillary's strategy to defeat Isis:

✓Defeat Isis in Syria & Iraq

✓Disrupt & dismantle terrorist infrastructure

✓Harden our defenses

(Classic John ‘pizza-related handkerchief’ Podesta banger)

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago

Ahahahahahahaha

Good fuckin' luck

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago
[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 6 days ago
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