This is my feed right now

That's for washing hair. I've seen these before.

To fit my massive shlong

Taco forming mold.

We all know pee goes on the floor. But the poops must go in the toilet. This makes the separation much easier.

Finger skateboarding ramp to do sick Ollie's off of

This is a toilet for alcoholics, the indent is there to make it more comfortable while you're vomiting

Shampoo headrest at the hairdresser

That indentation holds your baguette for easy slicing.

My dick (it is large) /s

So the snakes that come up from the sewer can escape when the lid is closed.

Obviously it's an accessibility entrance for snakes to get into the sewer system

Download folder for nature's 3d prints.

it's the emergency water dish for the dog. looks a little low, better fill it up a bit.

Emergency overflow underwear filler

Custom bidet for washing the taint paint off.

It's a place to sit backwards and read your comic books using the little table on the back.

It’s so the sub can have a cozy place the rest their neck while you… well… you know…

Let's you turn sideways for a little dip in the pool when you're done

Built in ballroom.

One legged man.

So you can rest your neck while washing your hair.

its to put a little bowl in so you can get the samples for the doctor easier.

Blumpkins

Kickflip

Wtf is up with the reverse Dutchman

The indentation is for sitting comfortably with a prolapsed uterus.

Steve Jobs' foot spa. Oh wait sorry you wanted wrong answers.

That thing is mainly used for shitting, pissing and puking.

making wine

Fermenting wine

built in cereal bowl

It's a butphor. Glad you remembered to bring it.

Aquatic guillotine.

Serial bowl

Soup bowl.

Half-pipe for mice

Bread soaker