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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 26 points 22 hours ago

"Frig off, Debrah!"

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

He may have some liver fat

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

He has the liver of ten thousand beers

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Don't kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play

I have to take this opportunity to link this incredibly funny short describing how foie gras is made

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I have no concerns if he wants to force feed himself grain mash in the privacy of his own home. I draw the line at involving innocent waterfowl, though.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'll go one step further - even if the goose is convicted in a court of law they still shouldn't be subjected to this.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 20 hours ago

Wouldn't a goose be convicted by a court of kangaroos?

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 155 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Making this your profile picture takes guts.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 26 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I genuinely don't understand how people live like that.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 29 points 1 day ago

The man loves 3 things. Beer, himself, and trucks. He's clearly drinking the first and fucking the other two, hard to judge a man who's obtained the kind of success in live that allows him to indulge in his hobbies.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

well he won't live like that for long

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

America breeds people like this

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[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 36 points 1 day ago

Or just one big one

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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 74 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines....I feel your pain. (literally)

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes....gross

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

as a non healthcare person.. I've now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx

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[–] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

He already said he was a trucker.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

You hear that ladies? He is single.

[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago

It should say, I drive truck

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 day ago

clearly he's completely over her

[–] madgepickles@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (12 children)

well, he's gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX...

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It'll still somehow be Biden's fault

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[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.

Anyways, how far along, truck chief?

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

That bitch hates patriotism.

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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 69 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I can't help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.

[–] wheelie@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat

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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ten thousand crunches every morning

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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 7 points 1 day ago

He is the truck

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 day ago

There's my prince!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish 39 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you're going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you're exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.

Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we've adopted just isn't healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda

[–] YiddishMcSquidish 2 points 9 hours ago

Coca cola original recipe for the masses!

[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you'll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.

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[–] Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh frig' off Randy bo bandy!

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