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[–] mrtuttle@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

load-bearing drywall

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Now that's a blast from the past

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Somehow Palpatine returned

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Removed by moderator"

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Baby shoes unused.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 months ago

^the^ ^original^
For sale: baby

^and^ ^the^ ^sequel^
Shoes, never worn.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Not without incident"

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 months ago

Oh! Equilibrium in the wild.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good dog, stay.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Daaaamn bruh, my heart.

[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Mayday mayday nevermind.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

  • Biopsy is positive.

  • You've had enough.

  • Pizza sauce stain.

Bonus:

  • Live action remake.
[–] Jayve@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So died Democracy.

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[–] modeler@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I trusted you.

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[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The prequel to "Unplanned Fleet Downsizement".

[–] molten@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

No lube wank

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

stand up meeting

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[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Dead. The end.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

Sorry... I farted.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

she bit it :(

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Billionaires Ruin Space

[–] atomp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

aka The Expanse

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How is this the expanse? Seems to me that governments ruined space in the expanse, which I guess you could correlate with billionaires.

Fred Johnson is probably a billionaire and he ended up leading the OPA and supporting the most impoverished and oppressed class of people in the universe.

[–] atomp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Belt being largely corporate-owned is my logic, true that the UN and Mars did little to help the situation but the Belt specifically at least is royally screwed over by private interests and presumably billionaires.

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[–] briever@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Trump wins again.

[–] ouRKaoS 5 points 2 months ago

Don't push the--

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I'd say "hold hold hold" and "lock the doors" are also strong contenders...

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just had a flashback to the last time i asked a girl out

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So the three words would be, "flashback, got denied."?

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[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Mission Commander Bezos

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Oops I survived

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Hate rules America.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Fascist still breathing

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 months ago

The shuttle exploded.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Never fly again.

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My job title on Slack is currently Rapid Unscheduled Disassembler.

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[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

not this again

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Governments underestimated exponentiality.

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Oligarchs incinerated Earth.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I have herpes

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago

Wedding after war

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

He was re-elected.

[–] UdeRecife@literature.cafe 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Time to go.

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[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

did it blow up again?

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Spicy food! Crap.

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