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It is inarguable that anything but twist/tuck is ok. Bread box is a whimsical idea from when material science was advanced enough to make horseshoes. Everything else either requires more plastic/steps or wrecks the bread.
There's really no argument here.
What about a bread bag? Like the kind Keeki makes? Thats what I use.
Where would those fall?
Throw in the fridge
i usually tie a knot, or use the little noodle thing that comes with the bread package to tie it
I twist and fold inside out: 
Still chaotic neutral, IMO
I either reuse the clip or twist and tuck it if there's no clip. I don't understand why I'd use extra stuff for this like my own clips or rubber bands
I'm with you, either lawful or chaotic neutral is the way. Everyone else is trying to hard or not trying hard enough.
The box being "good" is wild. That is where bread goes stale unseen and uneaten. Its gotta be near the top of pointless kitchen things that only people with more money then sense have.
A bread box can be good for packing bread or sandwiches that you want to protect from being squished, like when camping for example.
That is not a bread box, more of a travel bread case. I use one for eggs and bread stuff when camping as well. But this... thing is a counter bound thing that is heavy and artsy.
Yeah, and I'm guessing the seal is so bad that it's only marginally better than just leaving the bag open. But even if it does seal well, it's got way more air in there to dry the bread out between openings. Plus it takes up space and needs to be cleaned.
If it doesn't seal well, I'd put it in CE and shift everything else by 1, except leave the CG one where it is and have the LN one skip that slot.
If it does seal well, it might make it to NE, but it would be a tough call between that and doing the same as if it didn't seal well.
Though if your household goes through bread fast enough, then I'd say the best options are the ones that don't involve using other materials, including just leaving it open.
Edit: Note that my harsh judgement of bread boxes assumes the bag is discarded like it appears to be in the picture. There's a comment further down (currently) that mentions putting it in a box with the bag still on, and I could agree that that might be the best option.
Also, I thought of a new better candidate for CE: opening the bag, grabbing it by the other end, helicoptering it until empty, then grabbing bread from around the room as needed.
Oh wait, no, that's just NE, CE is storing it in the sink, bag or no bag.
This is all evil cuz you are buying it in plastic packaging.
Why would you do anything else than neutral evil? Waste of time and plastics.
Chaotic good should be: only buy fresh bread and it's considered ruined and garbage the next day so why bother with bags.
If you have fresh baguettes and they go stale, just cut them into slices and stick them in the toaster oven for a bit and you've pretty much got those fancy dried bread snacks for way cheaper than they usually sell for.
always using a bag clip. Reusing the bag clip if it needs to be eaten soon (e.g. at a party) since it's less of a fuss to remove it.
Reuse clip or twist and tuck are the only appropriate methods.
What if I keep my bread in the fridge?
I started doing this and have never looked back. We also keep the next loaf in the freezer, so we always have bread.
I have a queue: one loaf at the front gets stored on the counter, the next two loaves are in the fridge (generally replenished from the store, so most bread goes through my place unfrozen), then any others in the freezer.
I toast most bread I eat and find the difference between kept in fridge and not is unnoticeable.
I do similar with hot dog and hamburger buns, though they don't have a counter space due to being used less frequently.
Haven't had to throw out moldy bread nearly as much since I started doing that.
Get out. Your kind isn't welcome here.
Twist and tuck baby
I want some scientific research into this, because I believe the twist and tuck is as good as any other method of sealing the bag, and it's faster and requires no accessories, clips, or tools.
I take umbrage with this meme's characterization of the twist and tuck as chaotic. It's literally the fastest and easiest method without compromising freshness
I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn't come packed with the bread belongs on the "lawful" side.
Always eat the entire loaf in one sitting.
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You want to know what bothers me with this chart? What has always bothered me, is it does not mention the twist-tie that comes with the bread when purchased.
Where is it? Where.
P.s. if you say it's the clip, that is clearly a chip bag clip, meant for chip bags. That clip does not come with the bread bag.
P.s.s. Make the FUCKING TWIST-TIE that comes with the bread true natural. Any deviation from it becomes a different part of the chart. Fuck off rubber band method. Replace the bottle cap method. (Who uses the bottle cap + ring method anyway? That should be in the 'psychopath waisting energy and justifying it with internet logic' level of evil category.)
At least where I'm from (Canada), bread comes with a clip holding the bag shut, not a twist tie. "Re-using the clip" means the clip the came with the bag. You can see that it's a different shape in the picture. This would be the equivalent of re-using the twist tie, if that's how the bread is packaged where you live.
The cap is "5 mins crafts" level
What about reusing the bag clip plus the twist and tuck method?
Freezer that ish
You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.
It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.
Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)
The bottle "hack" sounds insane, what a waste of time that is. Although I have seen a lot of things called hacks seem to be like that now, just extra steps that waste time.
I have a feeling a bunch of them are invented by people with hoarding tendencies that aren't at the point where they hoard literal garbage but might be close to that point but trying to justify keeping some things that are garbage-adjacent.
Like I get reusing and repurposing, but not when the "hack" is just more work for a solution that isn't any better than the easier one.
I have never in my entire life seen an actual bread box, I thought they were a thing from England or something
people own bread boxes?
Breadbox should be chaotic side
Yes, my family uses it to store spatulas.
I tuck and put in breadbox. Naked in breadbox doesnt last long and it dries out. Tuck is easy to do, to undo and gets the job done as good as anything else when combined with a breadbox.