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Im going to eat every person on this site (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago by Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Mmmmm slop flavored

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[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know you are here to grill me. Chew, coward, you are only going to vore a man.

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Hard vore is still vore

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

I would simply not be eaten but maybe I'm built different

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

😳

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Get on the grill grillman

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

i'd prefer to be braised

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah you can eat me. Eat my ass.

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Im slicing your ass off and discarding it and eating everything else

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eat THIS frog-no-pretext

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Mmmmnnnnn lead.. mnnnnn lancer-silly

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

This is some prime badposting.

speech-r beanis

[–] astronot@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Be warned: libs taste greasy and stringy. Like eating a walrus. I think it's because of the steady diet of mystery meat burgers.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Id voyeur your vore

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If you eat me I'll eat you back maddened

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I'll just eat you into submission with my superior technique

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

better not choke on my funny bones because you may find me humerus

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

wtf

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I taste like a mix of mayo and cider

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Promise? hyperflush

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Hope you like beans

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Oh thank god, finally.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Omg me!

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

volcel-judge