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How tf are these dipshits in power and I’m begging any corpo to pay attention to my resume and hire me? How tf do these mfs survive the extremely high standards it takes to even flip burgers?
Better question: how do they even go outside without hiding in their basements? These are grown ass men who probably still believe in cooties.
I remember the time I was minding my own business, drinking a big cold glass of somethingorother, and the straw, I shit you not, turned right into a dick. It was big and meaty and I thought to myself "well, I have to turn in my truck nuts, now."
does he wipe his ass when he shits or is that too girly too?
Then why did you all have a years long temper tantrum about trying to do the absolute bare minimum to reduce single use plastics and ban plastic straws.
"you can take my miroplastics from my cold, dead hands."
the misogyny extends to mother gaia
this frail old man trying to put on this macho too alpha for straws act is beyond pathetic. meanwhile this dude spends 80% of his time making wackos on reddit think the government is gonna declassify UFOs any day now
Jail this man for unamerican activities
Sharing is communist, this "man" is clearly a red
Pinko
i lap my fluids from a shallow dish, like a beast man
Weak. That's what the cats in my house do.
My technique is more bear like tho
Straight is the only sexuality you have to perform and maintain. Even given that they're joking around, and they're all giggling throughout the clips, it's so annoying to me. "Oh look at me I cried! Now I want to suck penis!" Like they don't spend hundreds of hours and millions of dollars on enforcing gender compliance. Like you need a more rigorous and principled approach to the LGBT than "okay, sounds good."
It's 
because Ted Cruz, when told that "Mr. Whoever says men shouldn't have male best friends" says "Mr. Whoever could use a friend."
The difference between a cup and a straw is girth
I only drink from rivers, like a real man
Also my tummy hurts
Do you think America could be game for a Raw Water thing? Like a raw milk thing but with water and cholera.
Look at this man, he's the apex of masculinity. He hates women and refuses to drink from straws because they constantly remind him of dick-sucking, he would never do that. He’s just always thinking about it whenever he sees anything remotely phallic. Straws are for women, because only women suck dick. Not him. He doesn’t. He won’t. He doesn’t even want to. Please, dicks, leave him alone.
I put my nostril directly against the mirror and inhale like a man no straws for me
Dude's so afraid of the social prison he's built as a way to show everyone else he isn't thinking about dicks every time he puts something in his mouth...the lady doth protest too much.
It just occurred to me that "My x t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt" is the modern day equivalent to that Shakespeare line.
Remember, bröther, you say the hard things -- the gööd things. Most folk haven't got the stomach for it.
Hell yeah brother. Elephants are so phallic that I had to stop going to the zoo. I told the zookeeper to cover the trunks up so I don't have to look at them and they said "no". Woke will never win as long as alpha males stand up.
Man who has never wiped or cleaned his ass. Ever.
is this a blowjob thing or a doesn't wash his ass thing?
Yes.
sucking is for women, ok. i will never eat a noodle
Italians in shambles
you got soft lips, brother
beaten with hammers until attitude changes
I wonder what his "manly" stance on spoons, knives, and forks is.
REAL MEN eat their food like a pig eating out of a TROUGH
More like a duck. Pigs tend to chew.
And then they shit it all out on their balls
Eating the bug paste out of the trough is fine and all, but I draw the line at sleeping in the pod.
Lemme know when we get the "scoop" that he's out in public drinking his whiskey with a straw.
Oh my God he doesn't want to drink from a straw because that is for women! He is so sexy and masculine!
why are you using a straw? To avoid messing your lipstick?
I suspect that this man has contempt for the "women in his house"
