Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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Pornhub all the way...no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.
what other useful advice is he giving?
tell poor people to get more money?
Hey nerds! Why don't you fuck?!
- Gringo abe （2025）
He's just upset there isn't a version of Grindr for furniture.
Furnitr
James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being
And I will deadname him every chance I have
Who is that and why are they relevant to this article?
It's the same couchfucker. His birth name has changed a couple times, most recently to Vance around the time he graduated college.
One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
Bahahahaha you beat me to it
Big Yellow King vibes
Ey, I just rewatched this
I did as well, and it wasn't as good as I remembered the first time. I think all of the Epstein shit coming out and the evil face of the capitalist world being brought to light recently has made it redundant. It used to feel like it revealed some hidden dark truth about our society, but now we're not even trying to hide it anymore. Now we have #1 top billboard songs calling people Pedophiles and all the right wing nuts running around calling everyone and everything pedophilia except the actual pedos like Dersh.
It's awfully ironic that someone who is so anti-trans is so obsessed with makeup and looking pretty for the cameras. A delicate flower.
Farbeit from me to overwrite what anyone says about their sexuality, but as a bi guy Ive seen probably 20 gay guys exactly like JD Vance and 0 straight guys anything like him lol
Just scrolling by, and...
Fucking lol.
In this economy?!?
Yeah... at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)
Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house
-Dave Chappelle
In a society without access to reproductive healthcare, a woman can only fuck a man when they already own a house together.
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Wait hold on
Tinder is a way to make babies, why would he want people off of Tinder?
Nobody is matching with him :(
Come on, he uses Grindr.
Nah, he uses Crate and Barrel.
Chaiselongur, he's a man of class and fine leather.
fondly remembering the fate of the last politician who told young people to get out and have sex
I would like to see Vance try another conservative dating app that will not crash and burn by having a million men and five women. Please make it happen
Americans To JD Vance: Find something tall and fall from it.
but most people are on tinder to get off
Yeah, get moving building the slave class workforce they need to prop up the oligarchy!!
I've had just about enough of this mofo's ridiculous eyeliner...
I see him as a failed unsuccessull jack sparrow wannabe
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We had three, and they all hate you.
Nothing suppresses the procreation instinct quite like JD Vance speaking about procreation.
Edit: Here's an nightmare scenario I unfortunately thought of, and will now share it with everybody. Imagine JD Vance stumping for increasing the birth rate, and watching him awkwardly try to touch pregnant women's bellies while interacting.
Eww
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
Does he believe humans can reproduce asexually?
Bold advice from a couch-fucker
Why have a pudgy little baby when there’s always one on your TV next to the President?
Get off the couch and stop getting off on the couch, someone should tell this antidei fuck
People end up with some truly bizarre beliefs when they're determined to decree what it is that made this country great and so could make it great again, but immediately reject the things that actually did make it great - good wages, progressive taxes and social services.
This American to JD Vance(and other Republicans): stop worrying so much about other people’s bedrooms, it’s the behavior of creeps and pervs.
population collapse is, honestly, a big problem and will increase / be drastic in 1-2 decades when it fully hits.
...so make everything about having a child (housing, child care, food, healthcare) cheaper.
ffs
Hell I have no faith that would get fixed in my life. So I got snipped
Partner and I have VERY expensive medical issues. Not going to make a kid go through that
Cool, so we’re going to file anti-trust suits against matchgroup, right..?
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