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The vice president has some advice for young Americans.

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

Your masters want you to breed. Whether you can afford a child or not.

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 hours ago

Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.

[–] altphoto 15 points 14 hours ago

Pornhub all the way...no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 37 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

He's just upset there isn't a version of Grindr for furniture.

[–] Oneser@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

I'm sorry but this is completely unacceptable format for this media.

Can you please put this is a meme format and re-upload it as its own post? This image and caption needs its own safe space to be discussed in detail.

Regards, The world.

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 12 points 16 hours ago
[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

what other useful advice is he giving?

tell poor people to get more money?

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hey nerds! Why don't you fuck?!

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being

And I will deadname him every chance I have

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Who is that and why are they relevant to this article?

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

It's the birth name of Vance, who changed it as he doesn't want to be reminded of the abusive asshole named Donald that spawned him, only to cuck for another abusive asshole named Donald.

[–] RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago

It's the same couchfucker. His birth name has changed a couple times, most recently to Vance around the time he graduated college.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 90 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex

[–] PentastarM@midwest.social 28 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Bahahahaha you beat me to it

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I did as well, and it wasn't as good as I remembered the first time. I think all of the Epstein shit coming out and the evil face of the capitalist world being brought to light recently has made it redundant. It used to feel like it revealed some hidden dark truth about our society, but now we're not even trying to hide it anymore. Now we have #1 top billboard songs calling people Pedophiles and all the right wing nuts running around calling everyone and everything pedophilia except the actual pedos like Dersh.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 45 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's awfully ironic that someone who is so anti-trans is so obsessed with makeup and looking pretty for the cameras. A delicate flower.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 22 points 19 hours ago

Farbeit from me to overwrite what anyone says about their sexuality, but as a bi guy Ive seen probably 20 gay guys exactly like JD Vance and 0 straight guys anything like him lol

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 50 points 19 hours ago

Just scrolling by, and...

Fucking lol.

[–] superfes@lemmy.world 81 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 27 points 19 hours ago

Yeah... at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house

-Dave Chappelle

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

In a society without access to reproductive healthcare, a woman can only fuck a man when they already own a house together.

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 47 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Wait hold on

Tinder is a way to make babies, why would he want people off of Tinder?

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody is matching with him :(

[–] blakenong@lemmings.world 32 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Aphelion@lemm.ee 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Nah, he uses Crate and Barrel.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 19 hours ago

Chaiselongur, he's a man of class and fine leather.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 13 points 17 hours ago

fondly remembering the fate of the last politician who told young people to get out and have sex

yamagami

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago

Americans To JD Vance: Find something tall and fall from it.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 29 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I've had just about enough of this mofo's ridiculous eyeliner...

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 8 points 19 hours ago

I see him as a failed unsuccessull jack sparrow wannabe

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 24 points 20 hours ago

We had three, and they all hate you.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago

I would like to see Vance try another conservative dating app that will not crash and burn by having a million men and five women. Please make it happen

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago

but most people are on tinder to get off

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Nothing suppresses the procreation instinct quite like JD Vance speaking about procreation.

Edit: Here's an nightmare scenario I unfortunately thought of, and will now share it with everybody. Imagine JD Vance stumping for increasing the birth rate, and watching him awkwardly try to touch pregnant women's bellies while interacting.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 20 points 20 hours ago

Bold advice from a couch-fucker

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Does he believe humans can reproduce asexually?

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, get moving building the slave class workforce they need to prop up the oligarchy!!

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Get off the couch and stop getting off on the couch, someone should tell this antidei fuck

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

Why have a pudgy little baby when there’s always one on your TV next to the President?

[–] WatDabney@fedia.io 7 points 20 hours ago

People end up with some truly bizarre beliefs when they're determined to decree what it is that made this country great and so could make it great again, but immediately reject the things that actually did make it great - good wages, progressive taxes and social services.

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