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Elon Musk appears to have a black eye during his final news conference in the White House
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he claims it was his child 
this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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Ah, little Syntax Error, seems like an ok kid
As a parent, I'm not going to lie, there's a non-zero chance that's the truth. My kids are made of like 90% elbows.
I still prefer to think that the legion of doom had a Jerry Springer scene behind closed doors.
i agree entirely and i'm glad you asked, let me explain my delight.
it is tautologically true that it's funny he said this because either
a) this is a true statement. his full statement was that he let the kid punch him in the face because he thought it wouldn't hurt. he is a huge moron for inviting that when as you state, you'll get that from kids regardless and should try and avoid the pain
or
b) he lied in a way that throws a small child under the bus for whatever it was that actually caused it, which is a stupid and ludicrous thing to do
both of which possibilities are heightened by the idea that this moron is some sort of brain genius
Oh my God wow, wow, wow. Wow. I would never invite my kids to punch me in the face, because kids don't give a fuck, and especially because my kids have AuDHD. While they've never met self-restraint, they're pretty sure it sounds stupid. I'd get fucking falcon punched.
Good to know that being white trash and getting into drunken fist fights with your business partners defies class and money.
being white trash and getting into drunken ~~fist~~ fights with your business partners
Sentence describes a disturbing percentage of European history
the humiliation ritual is complete
Lmao. I hope he loses it and just starts lashing out at the rest of the bourgeoisie. Be hilarious if he gets caught trying to hire hitmen on the darkweb or something.
He tries to hire a Seth Efrican mercenary in power armor because of Elysium
I would actually love to see him spilling their secrets, itd be fucking hilarious
Kind of looks like he got clipped. His nerd mob and Trump's team pushing and shoving and yelling and somebody threw a punch over the crowd and grazed him. Probably Stephen Miller got him, which is fucking embarrassing
That's a rather odd thing for me to have in common with Elon musk lol At least I "earned" mine by working!
Pro tip: if you're fighting a stuck bolt maybe don't pry the breaker bar towards your face lol
The amount of times i've tried to learn that lessons but haven't was a joke in my shop lmao
Username checks out lol :P
Oh shit. He's hooking up with Macron's wife?
reptoid didn't put on his human skin mask properly today.
This is what you get when you challenge your son to a fight in RuneScape wilderness
Sadly, this is probably some really pathetic thing, like he bumped into a cabinet or something. As much as I like the idea of someone punching him in the face, he's too insulated from other people to really ever have that happen.
His eye is a.... DEI hire.
Or should I say DE-EYE hire 
Elon's human shield has the right to defend himself
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how do I get invited to the oval office Fight Club?
Couldn't even be bothered to put some foundation on it
Photo generated by GROK.
Wots this about final news conference?