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Trump coveted a military spectacle but his parade proved underwhelming: ‘Just kind of lame’
(www.theguardian.com)
I always enjoy a feel-good story.
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I see the lackluster parade as a victory for democracy. Democracies don't have massive goose-stepping parades in glory of their dear leader. That's a fascist dictator thing, and surely what Trump wanted, but what he got was the kind of parade that you get in a democracy where the military exists for defense rather than tue glorification of the generalissimo.
Well done, military peeps.
He could have said "This weird obsession with dick sizes", and it would still be on point.
Jokes are always funnier when you explain them!
Woosh.
i mean the hand gesture was clearly alluding to that. he basically said it without saying it.
Man, I sure hope he went home and realized how much of a fucking loser he is. You know he won't though. In his head it was fantasy land North Korea type spectacle. They'll have some post about how it was bigly and bester than any other parade and how there just have been a million people in attendance with sold out tickets.
I had the misfortune of hearing the opinions of some conservative family on the matter on Father's Day.
It was the best thing since sliced bread, apparently, and Trump "deserved" it because "it's his birthday", while "no one" showed up for the No Kings protests.
Don't ever be fooled into thinking that a lackluster performance will disappoint his fans.
Seems like a no-show is called for then.
Fascists and their sympathisers deserve to be isolated.
That's what the media is telling them. Fox in particular, but the networks have been downplaying No Kings.
That and facebook and talk radio, I really wish there was a practical way to shut the bastards down without causing undue collateral. Sadly wiping out the talking heads wouldn't amount to jack shit.
June 4 from now on will be known as "NO KINGS" day .
The delusional right might ignore the massive protests but the tide is turning, they will disavowal their allegiances to the orange Krasnov.
The parade was also afflicted with bone spurs.
A tent managed by a beverage company handed out room-temperature bottles of an energy drink, Phorm. The flavor, called Screamin’ Freedom, tasted like hard candies dissolved in water, and an advisory on the cans warned that they were not to be consumed by minors or pregnant women.
If we saw this in a movie, we would laugh at how overly top unreal it was.
PHORM. It's what facism craves!
*phacism
Phaxism
Brawndo
The thirst mutilator
It's got electrolytes!
See, everything was room temperature at the protests because fuck ICE. When they do room temperature its just incompetence
The flavor, called Screamin’ Freedom, tasted like hard candies dissolved in water
This is ridiculous. Room-temperature energy drinks are supposed to taste like cough syrup.
Pretty sure that warning is on a most heavily caffeinated energy drinks
Brawndo, it's got what the body craves.
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yup. this is how we save money! By putting on a pointless fucking parade to stroke his fucking ego.
Much like everything else he touches. he's like king Midas, but with shit.
King Mierdas.
The American military doesn't train to put on parade theatre for a despot. No high stepping, no elaborate formations or movements. None of that pointless bullshit. If you see a military parade from NK or China achieving dazzling perfect performances, while impressive, that's all it is; a visual performance. All they do is practice for those events. Those are not uniforms. They're costumes. Those are not soldiers. They're a dance troupe. These are completely different skillsets. Soldiers don't need to know how to dance perfectly in formation. They storm the objective, execute the mission, and get the fuck out. You might as well send a marching band into combat, because that's all they would become.
It's funny how they want to force the US military into performing flamboyant pageantry, while also kicking out the gays.
Frederick the Great's legacy shines irony on many a homopgobic leader
To explain and expand a bit on this: Frederick the Great was likely gay or at least somewhat queer, but also a military innovator who laid the basis for Prussia's iron discipline. Back then units were most effective when in perfect formation, but moving around the battlefield disrupted formation, hence the invention of the goose step to rapidly move units around on the battlefield without losing formation. Invented by a gay king.
So today we've got homophobic dictators emulating that for pure theatre and looks, over a century after it has lost any military purpose.
Thats all nice what you said but its far more likely the members of the army just didnt care as much rather than they are incapable of marching in unison.
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