Yeah, but when I was a kid back in the 80's and saw them in the mail order catalogs, I completely believed they were just head and neck massagers.
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They can be. Just keep a good grip on the base. You don't want to choke.
What's the bet that the "sturdy high impact plastic" isn't body safe?
I gave one of these to my girlfriend the day before I had to go away on business for 2 months.
She said "What is this for?"
I said "It's a replacement for my you-know-what."
She said "Oh, ok. I think I get it."
I got home 2 months later and she had 3 chipped teeth.
Careful though, it doesn't have a flared base.
Enjoy the benefits of a cordless massager that gives a gentle penetrating massage
They totally knew what they were doing.
7 inches long. Sturdy high impact plastic.
That's what everybody asks about when buying products for their face.
eyes, brows, chin, and other parts of the body
Be careful, some might misuse this as a sex toy.
I have to massage my face due to nerve damage. I bought a massage gun but it is too violent, so I am seriously considering buyijg a cheap sex toy specifically to massage my face!
...but I may be the only one
Even ones with an adjustable dial are too rough? First off I’m sorry you have nerve damage that sucks second off. I hope the hand dildo works.
I use an intimate vibrator on my face occasionally to loose up my sinuses. Just give it a good wash before and after; there's nothing wrong with it.
Does it work?
"hey honey can you- what the fuck"
Oh my God that is such a great idea
Get a We-Vibe Touch! It’s got a silicone exterior and it goes from little vibrations to fairly strong.
what about, like, a regular-ass electric toothbrush?
the gun is good
I almost bought one as a Christmas present for my mom when I was ten. The last in the catalogue was holding it to her shoulder... I'm so glad I picked the brass penguin instead.
massage in cream
You don't say...
Reminds me of the Adult Swim ad for salad tossers that looked suspiciously like…a tool that really gives women pleasure. And here it is: Salad Mixxxer
I am pretty sure some did, after.
🤣
It never was intended as a "face massager".