Corvidae cause I'm wicked smaht
this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2025
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Most likely to get a DnD sesh going. They're all playing kenkus though so you have to do all the talking, could be tiring.
I get around this by simply playing a telepathic subclass with an ability that let's us all talk to each other
I love all of them, but probably corvids, cause we'd relate over shiny things.
This year, I started always having some unsalted peanuts in my handbag too share with crows in case I get a random encounter. Even if most of them probably never have seen one, they only take seconds to figure out to crack the shell. I go past them stop and then throw the peanuts behind me (but not directly at them). That gets their attention immediately without scaring them.
Anyone not at the corvid table consider yourself blocked.
This person gets it. 
Seems like such an easy answer. Obviously the most sociable of the bunch though I am a big fan of raptors.
Corvid gang obviously
corvids.
I'm apparently not allowed inside the building.
Is it because you're a cat?
Yeah
No indoor cats
Ah shit here we go again.
Same boat
corvids are the dickheads of the bird world and i relate to that
Caw caw fellow corvids.
(Are they falling for it?)
Songbirds, but I'm being bullied by the corvids and crying
do not sit with birds of prey. their tabble smells like ass. I am not goint to give the name of one particiluar bird who was responsible for odour
corvids are gonna have the only actual intelligent conversation so eyah
Waterfowl. We're planning to go out to the lagoon this weekend.
Kayaking with waterfowl on the lake is fucking awesome
I'm chilling with the hummingbirds and woodpeckers just out of the shot
The only reason I'm not feeling great about the corvid table is that I feel they'd bully me.
Yeah, bluejays are right bastards. Mean SOB's that will tear the shingles off your roof because they didn't like your bird seed
In reality the blue jays would have their own table they would never allow themselves to be sorted in with the general corvids
Shorebirds
I'd want to sit with birds of prey but they'd tell me no and the shorebirds would accept me.
the shorebirds would tell you this beach is for locals only and be really rude about it for no good reason
Then I guess I'll sit alone 😞
Corvid crew.
Corvids for sure. The birds of prey are cool, but a little aloof and they'd probably ignore me. The shore birds are too skittish, they'd scatter as soon as I looked in their direction. The songbirds are nice, but too small and musical. The waterfowls are just complete assholes. But the corvids, when you're friends with them, you're set.
corvids are nerds (that's me)
waterfowl are crunchy libs
songbirds are band geeks
shorebirds are fascists
birds of prey are jocks
hummingbirds (not shown) are the popular kids
CAW CAW!
Corvid gang
I'd say with the predator birds, but I'm not that seriously sporty. So probably the corvids and the shore birds, the freaks and geeks.
Those shore birds are voracious killers just as terrifying as any raptor. The ancestral code in my DNA gets flashbacks to our days of scurrying away from dinosaurs whenever I see a heron spearing a rodent in the bush.
Ya, the stab-prone gangly type. They are mostly harmless to other birds though in comparison.
nowhere because these bird sized tables are way too small for me
I notice no one has invited seagulls to sit at their table.
Aren't seagulls corvids?
I really long time ago I spent a long time looking into what Daemon I would have in the his dark materials series. I consistently got songbird. So I'll sit with the songbirds.
I wanna say corvids but in reality seabirds so long as there's no lapwings at the table
Corvids are passerines 
There is only one answer.
Go corvids!
I don't mind specifically, but as far as possible from any Seagulls.