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[–] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 262 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So flat it's not even NSFW

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

seriously. I had to come to the comments to figure out the answer to the original question: "What IS that?"

I'm leaning toward "It's a sofa."

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 43 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I thought it was the side of her knee joint. Y'know when you squat down and you smush parts of your thigh and calf out?

That.

[–] TheBlackKnight@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 9 points 11 months ago

I thought it was a dudes armpit. It's lopsided, like a pectoral with a little cushioning

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[–] Norgur@kbin.social 164 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I could have sworn that this was her armpit from the back

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 39 points 11 months ago

Or his armpit from the front

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Feirdro@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I think this is right.

[–] Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was thinking the inside of a bent knee at first haha

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[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 143 points 11 months ago (4 children)

found the rest of the picture guys

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 59 points 11 months ago (1 children)

According to AI ... this is anatomically correct

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

okay now do one where it's the edge of a sofa.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

What a majestic piece.

[–] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

I really hope so. Any other interpretations and extrapolations would probably just make me feel sad and disappointed.

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 104 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure that's Hank Hill

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

I tell you hwat

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 50 points 11 months ago

If she did one squat with the bar it would instantly double the size of her ass.

[–] MycoBro@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

Poor baby. Those are booty pants too. They are supposed to hug your butt and make it look big. My wife and I saw a lady getting on a plane with them on. We pointed and giggled while she secretly ordered a pair.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] nul9o9@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] cryostars@lemmyf.uk 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago
[–] June@lemm.ee 28 points 11 months ago

Seriously thought it was the side of a knee.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

You know when you reprimand your dog and they tuck their ass in? Voilà 🫴

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Needs a cheesecake factory gift card and a squat rack.

[–] alwaysfallingupyup@lemmings.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

She got that disease.. Noassatall

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

That's the name of the drug that cures it.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

What we like to call a long back!

[–] DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

It's like two pringles hugging!

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This was like one of those perspective games where it looks like an ass/naked man/cock when it's actually a bird or something. The only difference was that this was the reverse of that.

However, after staring at this pic for like 5 min, I'm glad to share that I successfully managed to notice the ass. The line in the middle is where the crack is. Yeah.... They have a very very flat ass.

[–] MagnusRobotFighter@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Thighs are bigger than the butt cheeks?

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago
[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Needs a hemorrhoid pillow

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Folded blanket

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is it me or is there a dark spot in the middle?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Don't worry that's just diarrhea.

[–] blackdeth@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I am laughing way too much at this comment section 🤣

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